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09-30-2004, 06:58 PM
The Bartender
>
> A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in
> for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
>
> The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
> about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
>
> The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
>
> The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned
> around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
him,
> "What's your IQ?"
>
> The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about
football,
> baseball, and so on.
>
> The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." The man went
> out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him,
> "What's your IQ?"
>
> The man replied, "50."
>
> The robot then asked,
>
>
> "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?"