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PHANTASTIC 13
11-12-2004, 12:11 AM
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see.", replied the boy, pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March..."

FIN-IN-RI
11-12-2004, 12:56 AM
:lol: good one.

Steveo 90
11-12-2004, 09:37 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gifGood one 34!!!

fins
11-12-2004, 10:38 AM
:roflmao:

FIN-IN-RI
02-22-2006, 11:04 PM
I liked it..

CalDolFan10x14
02-22-2006, 11:06 PM
:rofl:

Kobe
02-22-2006, 11:08 PM
:sidelol:

TotoreMexico
02-22-2006, 11:13 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Dubfire
02-22-2006, 11:14 PM
:spit:

Prime
02-22-2006, 11:17 PM
:chuckle:

HysterikiLL
02-23-2006, 12:37 AM
:lol: It's funny because it's true.

Roman529
02-23-2006, 12:41 AM
:yeahthat: