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inFINSible
11-25-2004, 09:19 AM
One of my all time favorites...

You ever see birds fly in the shape of a "V"? You know why one side is always longer than the other?

Because there's more birds on that side.

:roflmao:


got anymore short jokes?

Steveo 90
11-25-2004, 01:59 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif Good one Infins...........


What has four legs and chases cats???........Mrs.Katz and her laywer......

fins
11-26-2004, 10:34 AM
how do you kill 500 flies at once?
you hit an ethiopian in the face w/ a frying pan
old playboy joke

FIN-IN-RI
11-26-2004, 01:38 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To get to the other side! ahhhhhhhttp://www.finheaven.com/clear.gifhttp://www.finheaven.com/clear.gifhttp://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

i love that one http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

harmonkoz
11-26-2004, 03:00 PM
What do you get when you cross a Keebler Elf with a Green Bay Packer fan?
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A fudge packer.

Bobby Humphrey
11-26-2004, 04:59 PM
ask me if i am a rock




















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1972
11-27-2004, 02:56 PM
Why does Mike Tyson cry when he has sex?





Cuz the mace stings his eyes.

inFINSible
11-28-2004, 09:47 PM
Say knock knock.




"knock knock"












Who's there?

BigFinFan
11-29-2004, 03:12 PM
How Long is a Submarine - Yes or No!

How Long is a China Man - Yes or No?

harmonkoz
11-29-2004, 03:48 PM
Say knock knock.

"knock knock"

Who's there?

Dave Wannestedt.

:rofl:

inFINSible
11-29-2004, 05:05 PM
Dave Wannestedt.

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Daves' not here.