View Full Version : A Desember weakend

12-05-2004, 05:55 PM
So here we are in Desember agen and i just cant beleave how fast this year has gone by: I think of all the women ive met along the way probly a hundred that ive been inimit with and its grate: i hope to top it next year and i no i will becaus i will probly be a manajer at the stayshin: Well enuff about the memorees i think we need to get down to the bizness of this weakend but some of it was fun to:

lets start with saturday morning i had a meating at Dugs bilding in the Hites for those who wanted to no some more abowt my plans for mayer: most of the people were frends of dugs from Wisconsen who were down for Dugs confrense: thay watchd and listend to me speek with imminents and seriusness and i cood tell they were intrested: I told them that the Hites wood be a start of the dominoes afect when i became mayer: things wood get better in the Hites first and then in the rest of the world: they sed {how long will this take} i sed {a year or 2 maybe}: then they applawdid:

well after i get done giving my speach this woman comes up to me and says {John i liked what you had to say: im realy sore rite now tho so why dont we leave hear and we can get back to my hotel and you can give me a massaz} i sed {shure lets go}. so we did and i rubbd her back: i set the camera on timer so itd get this shot it was really grate:

so after the massaz i bathd with her: this is rite before i got in: i had just finishd tying my hair into a ponytail wen i took this pic: we were in the tub for abowt 45 minuts then i had to leeve becaus i had other things to do:

so i return home to check in and i find my brothers kid Jerame playing arownd in the back room: he was doing weerd flips and other things: and i told him to stop and he woodnt: it reelly angerd me so i started throwing things arownd the room: and he just laffed so i had to get more serius: i pushd him down and then he stoppd it:

then his dad "my brother Jake" shows up to pick up Jerame: {why did you leav him hear} i sayd: {becaus i needed somwon to watch him} he sayd: {well i wasnt hear} i sayd: so then Jake comes up and pushes me: and we keep pushing eech other back and forth into the next room: then he slappd me so i pickd him up and thru him into the the chare and it broke: he apoligized and then left with Jerame:

well after all that i had to vent some anger so dug and i went out to the country and i rode fast: this is me rounding a curv taken by dug: it felt good to be out of the city for a while with just my bike: i rode for abowt an hour and then i went back home: i stayd inside the rest of the day and nite and watchd the speed channel:

Today ive just been inside relaxing and riting some speaches for campaning: ill be back on the trale this week so look for more posts:

Take care-

John Simmons

12-05-2004, 06:42 PM
Nice thanks for the update

12-05-2004, 06:55 PM
you sure do have a grate life. how did you git so lucky?

12-05-2004, 09:42 PM
i wysh i kound be as ooper as jon simmons. jon simmons is teh freekin man.

12-06-2004, 04:35 AM
Hey, is Jerame's dad Jim Kelly?

12-06-2004, 10:58 AM
jst amizzign

12-06-2004, 12:02 PM
Hey, is Jerame's dad Jim Kelly?

He does look quite a bit like mr.kelly

12-06-2004, 12:10 PM
Are you and Dug an item?
It seems you two do everything together.
I think the good people of hites need to know if their future mayor is a homosexual.

12-06-2004, 12:12 PM
:tsk: Mick, where is your new suit?


12-06-2004, 12:14 PM
:rofl: Thats better. :)

12-06-2004, 12:18 PM
For the record, as soon as i replied i changed my "suit."
I just saw your reply now.
Furthermore, this is pretty weak Harmon.
The first one was much worse.
You underestimate the power of having a Bills avatar.
:rofl: Thats better. :)

12-06-2004, 12:23 PM
I liked this better--I got sick of everyone confusing you two with REAL Bills fans... Can't have you guys giving us a bad name. ;)

12-06-2004, 01:11 PM
I had thought about writing in John Simmons name for President!

12-06-2004, 01:16 PM
:tsk: Mick, where is your new suit?


Dont worry Mick..... 18-20 beers and I would hit that also.

Noodle Arm
12-06-2004, 03:16 PM
Hey John, you do realize that if you become mayer you will have to give up your job at the stayshin right? It could be a devastating loss for you.