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Boone
12-09-2004, 12:07 AM
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61284

there is the link. It is a tabloid however, but i thought the idea itself was funny.

Oh glorious funbags of Salma, Fertilize our fields, protect us, and bring us luck.
Especially we ask for sexual potency from the
Life-changing, awe-inspiring twin peaks of Salma.
Suckle us with your magical orbs,
Squeeze our faces between those luscious flesh mounds, Our strength, hope and joy derive from the wondrous bazongas of Hayek!


:lol:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2004/12/hayeksalmaphotosalmahayek6202406-1.jpg

FuturePhin
12-09-2004, 01:19 AM
Man I love her. Remember when she did a table dance on From Dusk Till Dawn. Damnn thats all I gotta say. I consider them precious and sacred to:)

BuffaloJayhawk
12-09-2004, 09:10 AM
they are very sacred to me

PHINATIC13
12-09-2004, 08:59 PM
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are very sacred to me

Steveo 90
12-09-2004, 10:23 PM
The whole package is sacred...................

aquaattak
12-11-2004, 01:22 AM
:hail: :allhail:

AaAAAAAaaa UUUUUuuuuuMMMMM!!!!!!

Boone
12-12-2004, 01:30 AM
Salma Hayek = Sex Goddess!

atticus4
03-25-2007, 10:51 AM
Here's a working link:

http://www.wanderings.net/notebook/Main/WorshipSalmaHayeksBreasts

Pagan
03-25-2007, 11:12 AM
:sidelol:

I LOVE the Weekly World News! They make NO claims to being truthful at all! I keep saying I'd love to be a writer for them...just hang arond and get hammered and think of wacky stories!

What a life! :lol:

And by the way, not for anything, but...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/03/398246590_b1a674a2de_o-1.jpg

I'd worship 'em too!

am6135
03-25-2007, 12:39 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/03/salma_hayek_salma051_gCUnnqIthumb-1.jpg (http://www.lazygirls.info/Salma_Hayek/Salma051_gCUnnqI?id=100270)http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/03/salma_hayek_dusk_til_dawn_fAaysq1thumb-1.jpg (http://www.lazygirls.info/Salma_Hayek/Dusk_Til_Dawn_fAaysq1?id=100270)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/03/77-1.gifhttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/03/77-1.gifhttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/03/77-1.gif

Superself
03-27-2007, 09:40 AM
:sidelol:

I LOVE the Weekly World News! They make NO claims to being truthful at all! I keep saying I'd love to be a writer for them...just hang arond and get hammered and think of wacky stories!

What a life! :lol:

And by the way, not for anything, but...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/398246590_b1a674a2de_o.jpg

I'd worship 'em too!

I can't stop looking at this pic!!

Sethdaddy8
03-27-2007, 07:28 PM
:sidelol:

I LOVE the Weekly World News! They make NO claims to being truthful at all! I keep saying I'd love to be a writer for them...just hang arond and get hammered and think of wacky stories!

What a life! :lol:

And by the way, not for anything, but...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/398246590_b1a674a2de_o.jpg

I'd worship 'em too!


Yea, thats a wacky, funny, cool, ridiculous, retro publication. they're good for 1 bat-boy article per week. And no joke, I thumbed through one last week while at a checkout lane, and big foot got married last week. Im happy for him! :lol: