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DolphinsRkool99
03-05-2005, 12:14 AM
youll never belive what i just heard

ESPN.com reports that All-Pro RB Jesus is about to sign with us!!!!


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Dolphins17-0
03-05-2005, 12:15 AM
you got a lot to learn rook.

starting with the TOS
and then moving onto a sense of humor

Prime
03-05-2005, 12:16 AM
:ban:

DolfanISS
03-05-2005, 12:18 AM
Jesus Rox the guy from Ole Miss. Ran for 1494 yards as a sophomore and dropped out of school. He's 6'0" 225 and runs like a 4.3 40 yard dash. This guy is for real. RB issues solved.

LtDan
03-05-2005, 12:18 AM
Intelligence does not run in your family!! If it does, it runs like Maurice Clarett

DolphinsRkool99
03-05-2005, 12:19 AM
That Was Kool

Gladsadmad
03-05-2005, 12:19 AM
you got a lot to learn rook.

starting with the TOS
and then moving onto a sense of humor
not to mention spelling..oops

NYPhinFan
03-05-2005, 12:19 AM
The funny part is there would be people against the signing...He is not tough enough..What is Saban thinking?..we paid too much for him!...I would have rather had Moses..His 40 time walking on water was slow...We waited too long to try and trade Surtain..Edge would have been a better choice..We should have traded down and got one of the apostles.. :tongue:

GRT8
03-05-2005, 12:19 AM
:ban::lol:

Lungoystr
03-05-2005, 12:21 AM
Jesus Rox the guy from Ole Miss. Ran for 1494 yards as a sophomore and dropped out of school. He's 6'0" 225 and runs like a 4.3 40 yard dash. This guy is for real. RB issues solved.

Heh, you make it sound like he can walk on water. :D

DolfanISS
03-05-2005, 12:21 AM
The funny part is there would be people against the signing...He is not tough enough..What is Saban thinking?..we paid too much for him!...I would have rather had Moses..His 40 time walking on water was slow...We waited too long to try and trade Surtain..Edge would have been a better choice..We should have traded down and got one of the apostles.. :tongue:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Now that's some funny sh!t.

GRT8
03-05-2005, 12:22 AM
not to mention spelling..oops:lol:

Ruderic
03-05-2005, 12:24 AM
Que?

PHINATIC13
03-05-2005, 12:26 AM
We can't sign him, he won't play on Sundays...........

Lungoystr
03-05-2005, 12:27 AM
The funny part is there would be people against the signing...He is not tough enough..What is Saban thinking?..we paid too much for him!...I would have rather had Moses..His 40 time walking on water was slow...We waited too long to try and trade Surtain..Edge would have been a better choice..We should have traded down and got one of the apostles.. :tongue:

In all fairness, your 40 time would be bad to if you had to run it in sandals. :wink:

Noodle Arm
03-05-2005, 12:30 AM
We can't sign him, he won't play on Sundays...........

now THAT is comedy :lol:

NYPhinFan
03-05-2005, 12:30 AM
I wonder when he scores a touchdown...does he pound his chest...and instead of pointing to the sky...he just points to himself? :confused: :confused:

LtDan
03-05-2005, 12:30 AM
I wonder when he scores a touchdown...does he pound his chest...and instead of pointing to the sky...he just points to himself? :confused: :confused:

And he says "I owe it to my dad given talent"

Lungoystr
03-05-2005, 12:33 AM
We can't sign him, he won't play on Sundays...........

Never thought of that. I guess he'll probably just be hanging around getting his nails done.


Ooooooh yeah, I'm going to hell for that one for sure. :eek:

NYPhinFan
03-05-2005, 12:50 AM
I wonder what kind of background check they did on him?...how did he score on the wonderlic?......I really want to know who was picked BEFORE him...wow...who the heck would that be??????? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Lungoystr
03-05-2005, 01:04 AM
I wonder what kind of background check they did on him?...how did he score on the wonderlic?......I really want to know who was picked BEFORE him...wow...who the heck would that be??????? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Heh, I wonder who his agent is!

finz99
03-16-2005, 11:58 PM
Heh, I wonder who his agent is!

I hear his dad is his agent.....:roflmao: how embarassing.