View Full Version : my Monday

06-06-2005, 08:37 PM
Hey everywon this is John Simmons: im wore out from today: a lot happend:

well these were my teeth wen dug took this pic on saturday morning: i desided to go to the dentist and get sum work done becaus i was having trouble chewing stuff: ive always had weak teeth and alot of them had come out or been broken in fites: i sed to dug that morning {im reddy to get these fixed up and not have any more pain:} dug sed {John youll realy be happy with the dentist can do and you will get more women now:}

so anyways i talkd to the dentist and he told me it wood cost over a thousand dollars for all of the work: i just got up and walkd out i wasnt going to pay that much and he didnt seem very profeshinal: so dug and i went out and lookd arownd and found sum denchures "thats what dug sed i wood need": they were only 15 dollars and were in very good condishen and they fitted fine: so after i payed i stuck them in and they kept sliding out: i didnt tell dug becaus he had helpd me enuff that day:

i found all of these glues back at home and i desided that I wood try them on the denshures: it sed that it was harmful if swallowd but it wasnt going to be able to get into my stomack becaus it was going to be trappd between the denchures and the gums: so i first tried the 9001 stuff and it realy burnd my gums at first but it seemd for a minut that it might stick well it didnt: so i went outside to throw the stuff into the street becaus i didnt want it: well there was this little kid walking by and i no that kids always have stuff thats broken: i thaut that i mite be abel to help him so i sed {hey: do you nede sum glue} he sed {sure}: so i tossd it to him but i had forgotten to put the cap back on:

sum of the glue skwirted wen it hit his hand and he put his hand over his eye and sed {its burning: its burning}: so i went down to see what was wrong and sum other neybors who were out came over: sum of the glue had skwirted into his eye: i took him down to the hospital and he was crying all of the way their: wonce we got their the doctor examind him and sed {he will be ok we just have got to get these drops for his eye and then the eyelids will come loose} so he put the drops in and his eye started to open up but it was all red: the doctor sed {we will just keep putting these drops in and it shood be fine}

well i was really nervus abowt what had happend and i went outside and smoked wile we waited for the kids parents to get their and pick him up: these are all of the cigaretts i smoked in that 20 minuts or so: i smoke alot wen im nervus but it helps me thru the the problem: wen the kids parents got their i apolajized and askd if their was anything i cood do to make it up to them: they sed they understood and didnt hold any hard feelings and thankd me for helping him:

so then i went home and started messing with the other glues and my denchures: well the 527 cement stuff workd wel but it still kind of burnd: i calld dug and told him to come over and to bring his sister "shes visiting him rite now": so they got their and dug sed {wow John that looks really good} i sed {thanks}: and then his sister sed {John yore teeth look grate: and I like how you shaved yore beard: we shood get a pic together}: so dug got out his camera and he took this pic of me and his sister just joking arownd: i think it came out grate:

i just got back from the silver dollar witch is a local bar hear: i have a band and i do vocals and play gitar: so anyways we do to shows on Monday nites at the bar and we just did won: they are at 6 and then agen at 10: ive been getting a lot of good feedback and im hearing a lot of labels our looking at us so well just have to wate and see: tonite at 10 their will be a lot of women their and a lot of them i will probebly be taking home: before i left the bar abowt 30 minuts ago this woman came up to me and sed {are you John Simmons} i sed {Yes}: she sed {i love yore voice and yore gitar playing: can i buy a cd: maybe we shood get together tonite}: i sed {ok we can get together later tonite:}: i sold her a tape of my band with abowt 7 songs on it for 20 bucks and sed {this is rare and im giving you a discount}: i told her the cd shood be out by fall:

well that what has happend today with me: i hope yore day was good: ive gotta get my gitar tuned and warm up my voice for the next show: ill talk to you later:

John Simmons

06-06-2005, 08:45 PM
Man you're too much.......................I love it!

06-06-2005, 09:15 PM
best story yet... - john simmons :hump:

06-06-2005, 09:28 PM
Yet another great story by John. keep bringing us your cool stories man.

06-06-2005, 10:28 PM
Your stories are amazing man always a riot.

Noodle Arm
06-06-2005, 10:32 PM
I wish my days were as interesting :(

06-06-2005, 10:40 PM
Nice teeth.

06-07-2005, 12:10 AM
dude you got to stop smoking

06-07-2005, 10:09 AM
those teef look grate john!

06-07-2005, 10:46 AM
Another John classic. Sweet Teef.

06-07-2005, 01:21 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused:

06-07-2005, 05:13 PM
I don't know what's going on here, but it's funny.

06-07-2005, 05:18 PM
I can't believe you pople can actually make it through the entire post.

06-07-2005, 05:44 PM
I can't believe you pople can actually make it through the entire post.