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islanddolphin
06-16-2005, 01:34 AM
I am from the Bahamas and we were hanging out in the club Saturday night and Burress was in there with a couple of his boys. Well he was talking to this Bahamian girl, trying to get his mack on. Well the girl had walked out of the VIP area where we were all were onto the main dance floor and a Bahamian guy approached her and started his own attempts to get with her. Well Burress decides that he owns the girl and rushes up on the other two and was like you with my girl. So the other guy, who yes happens to be my boy, was like well the girl said she isnt with anyone so I guess she is free to talk to whomever she wants. Well Burress started running on but you dont know who I am and what I could do and on and on and on. So my boy walked away and Burress followed him continuing to run on with ****. So my boy faked to throw a punch at him and the guy flinched like a little girl. You guys should have seen him, he acted like a giant was about to hit him and my boy maybe 5'11". I am glad we didnt sign this guy. He is a prima donna punk, who acts like he owns the place.

Buddwalk
06-16-2005, 01:36 AM
Should of not faked a punch...and just laid him out!

Your boy would be famous...they'd be talking on him on PTI for weeks! :D

Good Story man :lol:

Muck
06-16-2005, 01:54 AM
Good story.

That's been Burress' rep since college (he's a total *******).

Incidentally, he played for Saban at Michigan State. :tongue:

MelbournePhin
06-16-2005, 01:57 AM
hey island, im sure you've seen a lot of pro atheletes on the island huh? I was at Atlantis last summer on the night of ricky's retirement. i saw junior, chambers, and tyson chandler in the same night. i got to shake tyson's and jr.'s hands, but CC was an azzhole

painnotpleasure
06-16-2005, 01:58 AM
Haha damn. Plaxico Burress is 6'5" and 226lbs of all bone and ego. You're friend definitely should've laid him out and the girl would've went with him, that story was great though. :lol:

Bobby Humphrey
06-16-2005, 02:07 AM
Faking a punch can be a criminal offense, not a smart move by anyone ….

What was Burress suppose to do? Take the punch? I think getting out of the way of any punch is a good ideal.

But I do dislike Burress, so I liked the story.

Joneal7
06-16-2005, 02:15 AM
im pretty sure Plax wouldn't of lost that fight...

Muck
06-16-2005, 02:25 AM
Faking a punch can be a criminal offense, not a smart move by anyone ….

What was Burress suppose to do? Take the punch? I think getting out of the way of any punch is a good ideal.

But I do dislike Burress, so I liked the story.

Not if faking the punch was in "self defense". Burress was harassing the guy.

Burress wouldn't press charges. He already got embarassed twice. :lol:

Hellion
06-16-2005, 02:32 AM
im pretty sure Plax wouldn't of lost that fight...

Why because he's a football player? That doesn't make you a good fighter.

Hellion
06-16-2005, 02:36 AM
Good story.

That's been Burress' rep since college (he's a total *******).

Incidentally, he played for Saban at Michigan State. :tongue:

My niece went to MSU the same time Plex did, and from all counts he's a complete ***. He used to pull some pretty racey things and I do meen rac(ist)things.

Joneal7
06-16-2005, 02:39 AM
no i mean im sure plax isnt a baby...im pretty sure he can stand up for himself ...so calm down

Slappy8800
06-16-2005, 02:39 AM
hes a wuss because he flinched at someone attempting to punch him?....what exactly would you do? I know id flinch or duck or something

dolfan_101
06-16-2005, 02:48 AM
My niece went to MSU the same time Plex did, and from all counts he's a complete ***. He used to pull some pretty racey things and I do meen rac(ist)things.

Tell me more....

Shouright
06-16-2005, 04:02 AM
Now what would we be saying about Burress if he'd have just taken the punch? You can only fake someone out who has good reflexes.

DolphanD
06-16-2005, 04:10 AM
Plax played at Michigan St. while Saban was coaching there. It says a great deal that we did not go after him. I definitely do not see him being a Coughlin kind of guy. The Giants must have been desperate for WR help cuz this guy from all the stories I've heard is not too coach-friendly while Coughlin is not all that player-friendly. Good luck Eli, you and your family made a big mistake snubbing the Chargers who didn't even need Eli, Philip Rivers, or David Boston, or Marcellus Wiley to make it as the surprise team of the year and in the playoffs.

Hellion
06-16-2005, 04:32 AM
no i mean im sure plax isnt a baby...im pretty sure he can stand up for himself ...so calm down

Calm down? Who's excited? I just pointed out your flawed thinking that he would win the fight, ask Moore if being a pro football player helped him at all. :lol:
Maybe this guy Plex was harrassing is a amuture boxer or is into Mui Tia, or just a badass dude.
Assume nothing.

first&goal
06-16-2005, 06:48 AM
Good story.

popularwar
06-16-2005, 11:03 AM
I'd love it if the story ended with "my boy busted Burress' nose". What a jackass that guy is.

Bobby Humphrey
06-16-2005, 12:20 PM
Not if faking the punch was in "self defense". Burress was harassing the guy.

Burress wouldn't press charges. He already got embarassed twice. :lol:



if u are being harassed and commit a criminal offenses because of it, u are still guilty. Burress would have to of put reasonable belief into the guys head in order to call it self defense. and from the very little of the story we know, so far i don't think there was reasonable belief.

Prime
06-16-2005, 12:44 PM
Seeing Burress face would of been priceless. :lol:

backpacker
06-16-2005, 12:44 PM
burress had no right to do all that, but your friend shouldnt have faked the punch. he's lucky burress didnt take a real swing at him.

HysterikiLL
06-18-2005, 10:34 PM
Eddie Moore would've loved this story!

Raekwon The Che
06-18-2005, 10:52 PM
I have a feeling this story is fake.