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Noodle Arm
06-18-2005, 11:05 AM

German archaeologists have found what they believe is Europe's earliest known clay figure of a male, along with a female figure that they think once was attached to the male in a sexual position.

Together, the two finds could represent the earliest three-dimensional depiction of a copulating human couple, according to the archaeological team. Their style and the place in which they were found suggest that the figures date to 5,200 B.C.

The first fragment attributed to the male shows an enlarged, erect ***** and the scrotum at the front, both of which are bent slightly forward. The back of this same object shows a clearly defined buttocks.

The second fragment shows part of the male's shoulder and a section of his chest. The shoulder area indicates his now-missing head must have been bent backwards.

The second figurine, which was excavated nearby one month later, would have belonged to a 10-11 inch long statuette, as for the male. Only the buttocks, legs and knees remain, all of which suggest that it was meant to represent a female. The object's position suggest the female once could have been situated directly in front of the male.

"The (female) figure is much more bent forward, almost 90 degrees, and could not stand by itself nor be seated," said Stäuble.

He theorized that the couple could have been performing a ritual dance, but that a sexual scene was much more likely.


Now all they need to do is find a clay figurine of a Barry White album then things will be perfect. :D

06-18-2005, 11:31 AM
:rofl: Stone Age Porn... I can see it now, it'll be like a new fetish. :lol:

06-18-2005, 02:27 PM
:lol: :lol: Ancient Bukkake artwork, eat your heart out