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P4E
06-19-2005, 04:47 PM
Can anyone help me out?

HVACservice
06-19-2005, 04:50 PM
Can anyone help me out?


:confused:

FIN-IN-RI
06-19-2005, 04:50 PM
yea, i'll try

inFINSible
06-19-2005, 04:51 PM
Force it. :up:

burton87
06-19-2005, 04:53 PM
If you sway back and forth sometimes it comes out easier.

themole
06-19-2005, 04:55 PM
Can anyone help me out?

I'm more than willing to help P4E. What are the circumstances that got you in?

Buddwalk
06-19-2005, 04:56 PM
I can help if i know what the problem is

cnc66
06-19-2005, 04:57 PM
the swaying thing works for me... give THAT a shot !

Noodle Arm
06-19-2005, 05:01 PM
Can anyone help me out?

Post whore!!!! :mad:









:tongue:

inFINSible
06-19-2005, 05:01 PM
...back it up, flip it down and reverse it.

FIN-IN-RI
06-19-2005, 06:12 PM
...back it up, flip it down and reverse it.

nonononono, its: back it up, flip it, rub it down.. then, after that, you can reverse it. :tongue:

Predaphin
06-19-2005, 06:15 PM
If you sway back and forth sometimes it comes out easier.

I've heard hitting your knees may help as well.

inFINSible
06-19-2005, 06:43 PM
Try this....

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/06/funnyface-1.jpg

Predaphin
06-19-2005, 06:48 PM
Hey, Gang: I need some advice...

Can anyone help me out?

Sure, here, let me start of by giving you a hand.

Prime
06-19-2005, 06:54 PM
Are you going to tell us what you need help for?

Muck
06-19-2005, 06:57 PM
I say hurl.

PHINATIC13
06-19-2005, 07:01 PM
Get a bigger hammer.................always works for me:tongue: :D

Predaphin
06-19-2005, 09:04 PM
Get a bigger hammer.................always works for me:tongue: :D

here you go....

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

P4E
06-21-2005, 01:58 AM
Good stuff, guys. I wrote everything down.

btw... It's just good, general advice I'm looking for, -- like the stuff my dad used to tell me. Like, "If someone asks you to smell their finger, don't." You know, -- just good advice like that.

My dad was a really smart guy. He knew lotsa good stuff to know.

d-day
06-21-2005, 02:04 AM
my dad said always... wait it was never... no... always bring a bag of kitty litter wherever you drive - when it gets filled up, you can always toss it out the window

LtDan
06-21-2005, 02:09 AM
If it looks like crap, smells like crap. and is on the bottom of your shoe...you know damn well it is crap!! (or something Jets related)

KPDolfan424
06-21-2005, 02:11 AM
If you got chapped lips....kiss a horses @$$......you wont lick your lips anymore.

Slappy8800
06-21-2005, 02:45 AM
do unto others before they do unto you

hope for the best but plan for the worst

Buddwalk
06-21-2005, 03:54 AM
My dad always said this

If your not cheating your not trying hard enough to win :D

byroan
06-21-2005, 04:08 AM
My dad always said this

If your not cheating your not trying hard enough to win :D

Is your dad Mike Tyson? :lol:

Buddwalk
06-21-2005, 04:14 AM
Is your dad Mike Tyson? :lol:

Nope Michael Jackson

:lol:

j/k

inFINSible
06-21-2005, 07:23 AM
My Dad always said, "Son, (he called me that) never give advice away for free. Now, give me a dollar."

I always gave him two because he was my dad.

zach13
06-21-2005, 08:40 AM
Punt

UltraDol-Fan
06-21-2005, 09:20 AM
Anything worth fixing you can fix with Duck Tape and a Hammer

Mindwarp
06-21-2005, 09:37 AM
advice my dad gave me:

dont buy weed on 36th street in miami, its all sprayed with raid.

dolfan4good
06-21-2005, 09:40 AM
Anything worth fixing you can fix with Duck Tape and a Hammer
My relative Robert Frost would say.... "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

dolfan4good
06-21-2005, 09:43 AM
My Father Would also say.... "Ask me who you hang out with,, and I'll tell you who you are."

That one struck home many times as a teenager!

themole
06-21-2005, 11:13 AM
My Father Would also say.... "Ask me who you hang out with,, and I'll tell you who you are."

That one struck home many times as a teenager!

So true!

Wasn't it Julia Chiles that said "You are what you eat"?
Time has proven that to me. I also believe we are what we:

Read.
Who we associate with.
And unless mastered, we become what our most base desires dictate to us.

Noodle Arm
06-21-2005, 11:18 AM
Can anyone help me out?

Remember....dump the body in a non-residential area. Don't forget to cover all your tracks and create an air tight alibi...the police will never know. :whistle:

dolfan4good
06-21-2005, 11:19 AM
So true!

Wasn't it Julia Chiles that said "You are what you eat"?
Time has proven that to me. I also believe we are what we:

Read.
Who we associate with.
And unless mastered, we become what our most base desires dictate to us.

It's unfortunate that most of us didn't understand these concepts (or follow our elders advice) when we were young.

GCD960
06-21-2005, 11:23 AM
dont spit in the wind

themole
06-21-2005, 02:26 PM
dont spit in the wind

Or piss into the wind, or bet on a losin friend.

zach13
06-21-2005, 02:42 PM
Don't beat a dead horse

jtown777
06-21-2005, 02:58 PM
Do NOT eat yellow snow!

zach13
06-21-2005, 04:03 PM
'Anytime that you take the first step toward trying to achieve something in life, all manner of good things will mysteriously fall into your path to help speed you along your way.'

zach13
06-21-2005, 04:08 PM
You only start with Jacks or better split and Nines or better wired, three high cards to a Flush. If it's good enough to call you gotta be in there raising, all right. I mean tight but aggressive, and I do mean aggressive

Buddwalk
06-21-2005, 04:12 PM
Its better to be pissed off then pissed on :D

d-day
06-21-2005, 04:25 PM
but this goes to 11...

PHINATIC13
06-21-2005, 04:46 PM
When all else fails....follow the directions.

Noodle Arm
06-21-2005, 05:06 PM
but this goes to 11...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/06/SpinalTapAmp-1.jpg

"It's 1 louder"

d-day
06-21-2005, 06:05 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/06/SpinalTapAmp-1.jpg

"It's 1 louder"

Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Exactly.
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): [pause] These go to eleven.

P4E
06-21-2005, 08:59 PM
Man... I'm feeling smarterer and smarterer. You guys are awsome. Thanks so much.

poisonphin
06-21-2005, 09:09 PM
Don't click the big red botton whatever you do

Fine, click it.



http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif (www.billszone.com)


:lol:

Timmy54
06-21-2005, 09:44 PM
cover your stump before you hump!!

Timmy54
06-21-2005, 09:45 PM
keep your head down, swing smooth and keep your eye on the ball-(golf)

Slappy8800
06-21-2005, 09:46 PM
Heroes are remembers but Legends never Die

we are what we repeatedly do, excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.

Timmy54
06-21-2005, 09:46 PM
When out on your first date, open the car door for the lady, if she reaches over to unlock your door before you get there, you have a winner!!

Also, on a first date, take her to play pool. I like it because it shows she is able to hang out, adjust to a place she most likely isnt at all the time, see how she reacts to loosing (i am pretty good!), and see how the conversation goes.

Timmy54
06-21-2005, 09:49 PM
visit canada in the spring or fall, wonderful country side, fun cities, stip bars are the best, casinos rock cause your dollar goes further and if you win--no taxes, good european feel to the cities, and their cities are for the most part very clean and freindly.

Noodle Arm
06-22-2005, 09:47 AM
Bro's before ho's.

dolfan4good
06-22-2005, 11:04 AM
When out on your first date, open the car door for the lady, if she reaches over to unlock your door before you get there, you have a winner!!

I love that advice from the movie "A Bronx Tale"!

DrAstroZoom
06-22-2005, 04:17 PM
Use both hands or you'll spin around in a circle.

Muck
06-22-2005, 05:23 PM
'Anytime that you take the first step toward trying to achieve something in life, all manner of good things will mysteriously fall into your path to help speed you along your way.'

I like that one. Very true.

Timmy54
06-22-2005, 07:23 PM
I love that advice from the movie "A Bronx Tale"!

My grandfather told me that one years before the movie but yes it was in there too, good pick up.

NaboCane
06-22-2005, 08:34 PM
Use both hands or you'll spin around in a circle.


:lol: I like this very much...

gofins
06-22-2005, 11:03 PM
Do NOT eat yellow snow!
Hey, what happened to Tom Cruise on your avatar?:rofl3:

Quelonio
06-23-2005, 01:57 PM
Use both hands or you'll spin around in a circle.

That is amazing advice :rofl3:

inFINSible
06-23-2005, 03:08 PM
If you want something done, ask a busy man to do it.

Noodle Arm
06-23-2005, 03:33 PM
If you pull out... she won't get pregnant. :whew:

Quelonio
06-23-2005, 03:33 PM
If you pull out... she won't get pregnant. :whew:

That one is actually not foolproof, it can happen.

Noodle Arm
06-23-2005, 03:44 PM
That one is actually not foolproof, it can happen.

Shhhh I'm trying to give P4E some good advice here, don't ruin it for me. Don't listen to him P4E...it works EVERY time!!! :up: :tongue:

dolfan4good
06-23-2005, 03:50 PM
New Advice....

Only do it until you need glasses.

Quelonio
06-23-2005, 04:14 PM
While driving never hold a can of soda or beer between you legs, if an accident happens you might loose something that is very very important

cnc66
06-23-2005, 04:15 PM
That one is actually not foolproof, it can happen.

as my daddy used to say "son, play Union Pacific.... just like the train, pull out in time !"