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JohnSimmons
06-19-2005, 09:30 PM
Hey everywon this is John Simmons: this is wat happend to me last nite:
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so anyways last nite Dug and me and sum women went to see the band Crossfade preform: I took this pic befor the show: they were nice then and we were talking about riting songs: i went onto there tourbus with them and put in the demo of my band and they sed {this is grate: how long did it take you to rite this song}: i sed {about 10 minuts}: they sed {I think yore going to get sined}: they sed {come back after the show and their will be lots of women hear}:

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so the show started and everything was going grate: i had sum women rubbing up agenst me and won sed {how abowt we do sumthing after the show}: i sed {ok}: Crossfade was sounding good and i started a mosh pit: sum kid bumped hard into me and so i pushd him to the floor and people started stepping on him and he had to be carried out:

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so I start bodysurfing and I get up to the front and onto the stage: the security gards were trying to get me off but the base player sed {you leave him alone: let him stay hear}: so i was up their and I grabbd a extra gitar and joined them for a couple of songs: then the lead singer sed {wed like to thank are frend john simmons for helping us out} and everywon waved to me and cheerd: hears a pic of the crowd from the stage:

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so i get back to the crowd and dug was thirsty for a beer and so was i: i desided to leeve and go up and get beers for us: well the line was long and i was hoping i woodnt miss {cold} by crossfade becaus thats my favorit song of theres: after abowt 10 minuts i started yelling {get this moving: you make me sick:}: this won guy turnd arownd and sed {you shut up}: i lookd him in the eye and sed {you say that agen}: he did and i grabbd him and started shaking him hard: he started to cry and sed {im sorry: stop}: then sum people broke it up and he left: then i got the drinks:


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i got back to the audiense and i took this pic of dug bodysurfing: wen he got back i gave him his beer: i askd him what they had played and he sed {a few songs: they playd cold}: i was really mad at the moment becaus i had missd it: about ten minuts later the show was over: as they were walking off stage i yelld {play cold agen}: the base player lookd at me and sed {why}: i told im that i missd it: he sed {thats to bad:} so i took my beer and thru it at him: it hit him in the face: the whole band then came after me and a big fite happend in the crowd:

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i new sumthing bad wood happen if i didnt do something: i then rememberd that i had vodka in my back pocket: so i took it out and put some in my mouth and i breethd it past my cigaret: there was huge fire in the air: dug got the pic: everywon stoppd and lookd up at the fire: the fiting stoppd: then i saw that the roof was on fire:

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everywon got out in time and no won was hurt: everywon new it was me who had set the fire but it wasnt on purpose: so dug and i started to leeve: then the polees and firemen showd up and herd it was me and the polees came running after me:

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dug got this pic of me running: i new i cood outrun them: i soon got out of there site and stoppd becaus i needed a cig: i hid behind a tree and lit up:

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i still had some vodka in my mouth and wen i was smoking sum ashes got in and caut my mouth on fire: my denchures got all burned and my gums are sore now: the polees caut me wile i was trying to stop the fire in my mouth:

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dug had followd me and got this pic of the cops arresting me: as you can see i put up a fite: i stayd in the jale over nite and i got out on bale in the morning: dug and me went out and got sum new denchures then:

so this afternoon ive just been resting and im going to a party in a littel bit: everywon cant beleeve that i lit the club on fire with my breth but i did: i guess lots of women have herd about it and want to meet me now: well ill talk to you later:

John Simmons

Jimi
06-19-2005, 09:39 PM
wow how long did that take you to create?

Buddwalk
06-19-2005, 09:46 PM
wow how long did that take you to create?

same thing I was thinking

Prime
06-19-2005, 10:04 PM
Does anybody else think that this story is BS?

PHINATIC13
06-19-2005, 10:09 PM
Cule storie Jon................:tongue:

burton87
06-19-2005, 10:09 PM
No, John Simmons always tells the truth

WeVie
06-19-2005, 10:52 PM
John rulls the world

Jt0323
06-19-2005, 11:06 PM
Does anybody else think that this story is BS?
:lol: i think it might just be

Buddwalk
06-19-2005, 11:08 PM
:lol: i think it might just be

All of his stories are...hes a fiction writer trying to get a few laughs and a jets fan :fire:

Boone
06-19-2005, 11:08 PM
Damn dude...learn to spell...wtf? :shakeno:

I couldn't finish reading it...

Jimi
06-19-2005, 11:15 PM
Damn dude...learn to spell...wtf? :shakeno:

I couldn't finish reading it...

Im hoping he did that on purpose...because i cant imagine anyone would spell great "grate" and guard "gard"

Predaphin
06-19-2005, 11:16 PM
Its tru guys, I can abyde by this story. I also attended the concert...I managed to get another angul on John's arrest...

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Buddwalk
06-19-2005, 11:17 PM
The guys a phony

Nappy Roots
06-19-2005, 11:19 PM
:roflmao: :clap: that was great john

Nappy Roots
06-19-2005, 11:20 PM
why you guys hating, stuffs hilarious

LtDan
06-20-2005, 12:16 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/07/poopbanana-1.gif (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#)Funny, but total http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/bs-1.gif (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#) That first pic he said he took told me right away it was fabricated!

miamikid92
06-20-2005, 12:26 AM
john is a beast :cooldude:

wazzy
06-20-2005, 12:27 AM
John comes thought with another great story.:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

Seriously you should write a book about this **** and say its your life i bet people would buy it. I know i would!

unifiedtheory
06-20-2005, 01:27 AM
I couldn't finish reading it...

I saw who read it and did'nt start.

GreenMonster
06-20-2005, 01:30 AM
Does anybody else think that this story is BS?

You must not understand the Brilliance behind John Simmons. BS could be his middle name and I would love it...

DolphinDevil28
06-20-2005, 01:58 AM
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

:lol::lol::lol:

Buddwalk
06-20-2005, 03:49 AM
This guys gonna end up writing a book about total lies and nothing and make millions

kudos to ya :D

d-day
06-20-2005, 04:32 AM
1 word john... thanx

UltraDol-Fan
06-20-2005, 09:57 AM
Thanks for the update John!

Muck
06-20-2005, 10:10 AM
:lol:

Noodle Arm
06-20-2005, 10:41 AM
John Simmons leads a life that makes all of us jealous.

Oh and Crossfade sucks!!

NaboCane
06-20-2005, 11:15 AM
John Simmons is the man. I wish my life was 1/10th as exciting as his.

kud
06-20-2005, 12:23 PM
why you guys hating, stuffs hilarious

Only for the fools who believe it I suppose. I knew he was full of it with his last story, with him spying on a woman, and taking pictures of her from the bushes only for her to invite him to her house for sex? :confused:

Then again.. maybe it was true, but Mr John Simmons left out the part where after the sex, he paid off the hooker. :rolleyes:

Emskirch
06-20-2005, 12:50 PM
Nothing changes, John Simmons has the life I always wanted. John = God

Roman529
06-20-2005, 11:04 PM
I want John to do a story when he fights Firemen Ed.....hate the Jets, Jets, Jets

_dan24
06-20-2005, 11:57 PM
Damn dude...learn to spell...wtf? :shakeno:

I couldn't finish reading it...

Dude, you foreal? :lol:

The guy is making them up. It's just for fun. :goof:

Slappy8800
06-21-2005, 12:28 AM
all these stores really suck bad...and the spelling pisses m off

GreenMonster
06-21-2005, 12:53 AM
all these stores really suck bad...and the spelling pisses m off

Slappy sed John Simmons spels bad... I say that is a load of BS...

Philter25
06-21-2005, 08:52 AM
John Simmons is the man....



and for those youngsters who have no idea what is going on, search all John Simmons posts. If you still dont understand, bang your head into a wall. :lol:

Philter25
06-21-2005, 08:54 AM
Does anybody else think that this story is BS? :smackhead:


Damn dude...learn to spell...wtf? :shakeno:

I couldn't finish reading it...
:smackhead:


Im hoping he did that on purpose...because i cant imagine anyone would spell great "grate" and guard "gard"
:smackhead:


The guys a phony BING BING BING, what do we have for our super genius? :smackhead:


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/07/poopbanana-1.gif (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#)Funny, but total http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/bs-1.gif (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#) That first pic he said he took told me right away it was fabricated! Another genius among us... :smackhead: