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Billhoff
10-22-2002, 07:42 PM
...Melting like the bad witch from the east who just had water poured on her...HELP ME!..... HElp me! were melting!!.....were melt......were mel...were.....wer....we.....w..poooooof!:p ;)

dolfan06
10-22-2002, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Billhoff
...Melting like the bad witch from the east who just had water poured on her...HELP ME!..... HElp me! were melting!!.....were melt......were mel...were.....wer....we.....w..poooooof!:p ;) i think you meant wharfrat, didn't ya. man you can't spell for ****!:D

Mr.Reality
10-22-2002, 11:10 PM
Who's Warfart?

The Phantom
10-22-2002, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
Who's Warfart?

I think he lives in Iraq...Mr.Reality..:goof:

Jazzbow
10-22-2002, 11:16 PM
Nah. He works at the lab.

The Phantom
10-22-2002, 11:17 PM
His name isn't Snook by chance..?:confused:

Mr.Reality
10-22-2002, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by The Phantom
His name isn't Snook by chance..?
He never elaborated.

dolfan06
10-22-2002, 11:52 PM
hmmm, what do we have here, a fudge packer and 2 imposters, this should be interesting!

Mr.Reality
10-22-2002, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
hmmm, what do we have here, a fudge packer and 2 imposters, this should be interesting!
If you find that sort of thing interesting. . .

The Phantom
10-22-2002, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
hmmm, what do we have here, a fudge packer and 2 imposters, this should be interesting!

Did that take you more than :15 to come up with..? Tell ya what dolfan06....write me a check for 5K...and we can discuss your dilema a little bit more intently..:evil:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif..are you ready..? Here we go..:goof:

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 12:15 AM
lets discuss this: http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy

poornate
10-23-2002, 12:17 AM
Hey look you can post the same damn witty 5k comment in two different threads. Good for you! Next week we'll show you how to tie your shoes.

The Phantom
10-23-2002, 12:18 AM
That's what velcro is for numbnuts...looky at you....ya think you're a 15 watt bulb,posing as a floodlight..:lol:

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by The Phantom
That's what velcro is for numbnuts...looky at you....ya think you're a 15 watt bulb,posing as a floodlight..:lol: and you're an idiot posing as a box of rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes: :p

The Phantom
10-23-2002, 12:26 AM
Oh how clever are we dolphan06.....turn off the light,and continue on with your nighttime duties..http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif..remember the tissue goo-boy..:lol:

poornate
10-23-2002, 12:28 AM
06, this guy sucks. Can we keep him?

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by The Phantom
Oh how clever are we dolphan06.....turn off the light,and continue on with your nighttime duties..http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif..remember the tissue goo-boy..:lol: that picture looks an awful lot like you avatar, only you're grinning!http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by poornate
06, this guy sucks. Can we keep him? only if he pulls his teeth and grows a beard!;)

Mr.Reality
10-23-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
and you're an idiot posing as a box of rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you watch too much Charlie Brown. He sucks.

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

I think you watch too much Charlie Brown. He sucks. tell ya the truth, i don't think i've ever watched a peanuts show or read shultz's comics in the paper. was that a peanuts quote, sigh, it seemed so appropriate!:rolleyes:

The Phantom
10-23-2002, 12:45 AM
Holy Fricking cow....you guys are way too much for me......I guess you haven't a clue how to come up with anything original huh..?

For the love of God.....go to bed,wake up...go to school and hit the books hard(no,don't eat the books)...before Mommy and Daddy wake up and figure out that their lil' Johnny is trying to learn how to smack after midnight hours..:evil:

poornate
10-23-2002, 12:48 AM
You took little Johnny out of my sig Mr. Originality. That's priceless. Almost worth, say, 5k? :lol:

Mr.Reality
10-23-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
tell ya the truth, i don't think i've ever watched a peanuts show or read shultz's comics in the paper.
Did you eat?

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by The Phantom
Holy Fricking cow....you guys are way too much for me......I guess you haven't a clue how to come up with anything original huh..?

For the love of God.....go to bed,wake up...go to school and hit the books hard(no,don't eat the books)...before Mommy and Daddy wake up and figure out that their lil' Johnny is trying to learn how to smack after midnight hours..:evil: you're right, i don't know anything that could rival 5k check, except KMA!:rolleyes:

Mr.Reality
10-23-2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
you're right, i don't know anything that could rival 5k check, except KMA!:rolleyes:
Do you have a Lexus?

poornate
10-23-2002, 12:58 AM
You mean an overpriced Camry?

poornate
10-23-2002, 12:59 AM
In case you didn't know, a Lexus is nothing more than an expensive Toyota.

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Do you have a Lexus? i wouldn't own a rice burner, i have a 2000 dodge ram, 24 valve diesel!

poornate
10-23-2002, 01:07 AM
Good truck. I own 6 cars. I don't know a damn thing about working on them but I sure do love to buy them.

Mr.Reality
10-23-2002, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i wouldn't own a rice burner, i have a 2000 dodge ram, 24 valve diesel!
I have a generator too for my deer shack; but what do you drive?

poornate
10-23-2002, 01:30 AM
A better question is what the hell is a deer shack?

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

I have a generator too for my deer shack; but what do you drive? i do my best to DRIVE pests like you crazy, and it works!:D

Mr.Reality
10-23-2002, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i do my best to DRIVE pests like you crazy, and it works!:D
Not when you can't beat Buffalo, it doesn't.

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Not when you can't beat Buffalo, it doesn't. what that makes you 1 in a row now, how about 20 and the entire decade ofthe 70's!;)

Mr.Reality
10-23-2002, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
what that makes you 1 in a row now, how about 20 and the entire decade ofthe 70's!;)
How about Ray Lucas? Nuff said.

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

How about Ray Lucas? Nuff said. i bet you look as dumb as you sound, nobody i know is on his bandwagon!:rolleyes:

Mr.Reality
10-23-2002, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
nobody i know is on his bandwagon!
You haven't been to Buffalo lately.

The Phantom
10-23-2002, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
you idiots are very entertaining, please be back thursday. flying up to SF for the series and my flight leaves at 7:10 tomorrow! L8tr eight balls!

That wouldn't be the Famous San Francisco Gay Parade Series now,would it..? You Gay Avenger you.....probably have yourself a date and everything..!

3W
10-23-2002, 08:10 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif Woohoo!!

poornate
10-23-2002, 08:13 AM
Look, it's someone new for the Jills fans to share "gay" comments with. Think up something new.

dolfan06
10-23-2002, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by The Phantom


That wouldn't be the Famous San Francisco Gay Parade Series now,would it..? You Gay Avenger you.....probably have yourself a date and everything..! you sure talk alot about gays, is that from experience or what?!:rolleyes:

beefalow
10-23-2002, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i think you meant wharfrat, didn't ya. man you can't spell for ****!:D Typical geek smack when all else fails and your head is empty you go to the spelling ****! Typical "zero"weak smack!:rolleyes Im having a greaaaaat! week how bout you!zero!:D Only thing better would be to catch that sniper, rip his limbs off, tear his heart out and force feed it to his family!!:fire:

beefalow
10-23-2002, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by 3W
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif Woohoo!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WharfRat
10-23-2002, 04:37 PM
I'm back ... Beefblower, sorry you missed me Sunday night, been out of town since then. If you're still here later, when I come back on line, I'll be glad to smack your sorry a$$ around for a while... in the meantime, if you're having withdrawls from eating my sh!t, you can take a few sips from your "swimming pool".... that'll hold you over for a while.... :evil:

harmonkoz
10-23-2002, 04:55 PM
There's Anna. ;)

Capt. Dick
10-23-2002, 05:00 PM
mmmmmm

harmonkoz
10-23-2002, 05:02 PM
Finger licking good. :D

3W
10-23-2002, 05:06 PM
Anna..looking good;) Capt D, how the hell are yuh?;)

Capt. Dick
10-23-2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by 3W
Anna..looking good;) Capt D, how the hell are yuh?;)


Hangin` in 3W. :cool:

3W
10-23-2002, 05:18 PM
Please let me know if I am getting too obnoxious...I am just playing a little catch up:D :D ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
10-23-2002, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by 3W
Please let me know if I am getting too obnoxious...I am just playing a little catch up:D :D ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:


Naw man, smack is smack. Join the fracas. :D :lol:

3W
10-23-2002, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



Naw man, smack is smack. Join the fracas. :D :lol:

:lol: :lol: That's why you are one of my favorite personalities Capt D;) :lol: :lol: I'm just throwing out the feelers, looking for a few dance partners is all...glad I put that sock in my underwear and put on that "Old Spice"..I'm getting a lot of takers:D :D :lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
10-23-2002, 06:03 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dolfan06
10-24-2002, 04:06 PM
but i like hemorrhoids, so what in the hell do i know!:D

Sabre Ally
10-24-2002, 08:54 PM
3W rawks :rocker:

dolfan06
10-24-2002, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
3W rawks :rocker: :rolleyes:

Sabre Ally
10-24-2002, 09:21 PM
Ok, 06 rawks :rocker:

Is that better? :D

harmonkoz
10-24-2002, 09:26 PM
Don't patronize him Ally. His head might explode.

Sabre Ally
10-24-2002, 09:33 PM
shhhhhhh........don't give away the plan :evil:

Mr.Reality
10-24-2002, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
Don't patronize him Ally. His head might explode.
That's Shelby's job.

dolfan06
10-24-2002, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
shhhhhhh........don't give away the plan :evil: i've got a better plan, lets go someplace where its less than 70!:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Sabre Ally
10-24-2002, 10:10 PM
don't let WharfRat see you say that :eek: :lol:

Mr.Reality
10-24-2002, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i've got a better plan, lets go someplace where its less than 70!
How about back in the house?

The Phantom
10-24-2002, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i've got a better plan, lets go someplace where its less than 70!
Wanna place that's less than 70 degrees..? Try Antartica surfer boy...at least there,you'll have no internet service to pollute the pages of FinHeaven..:evil:

Originally posted by Mr.Reality

How about back in the house?

why..? because he's probably too drunk and stupid to find his way back to the house, without having a map in his hip pocket..!

:goof:

Sabre Ally
10-24-2002, 10:21 PM
No one was talking to you two morons......go crawl back into the sinkhole you crawled out of. :rolleyes:

The Phantom
10-24-2002, 10:24 PM
^ Actually thinks we give a rats ass..!

Mr.Reality
10-24-2002, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
No one was talking to you two morons......go crawl back into the sinkhole you crawled out of.
The AFC East basement?

dolfan06
10-24-2002, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by The Phantom
^ Actually thinks we give a rats ass..! hell no, you are a rats a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :rolleyes: :lol: :p

Mr.Reality
10-24-2002, 11:23 PM
It has come to my attention that there has been some overtly poor smack being tossed around in the Miami Dolphins forum; maybe possible code talk to homosexuals on the west coast, possibly San Fransisco.

Exhibit A:


Originally posted by doofan06
hell no, you are a rats a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!

People, we do not condemn, nor do we condone the use of inferior insults in an institution so high in history as the Miami Dolphin Football Smack area.

But circumstances have caused us to re-evaluate.

Do you wanna look like a legitimate NFL football fan?
Or do you wanna look like you just got off the five o'clock bus trying ot explain a shakey tip?

Do you want to enter the legions of the smackmasters?
Or do you wanna sound unsatisfied with the Motel 6 room service?

Do you want to look halfway intelligent?
Or do you wanna look like a doofan?

The choice is obvious.

Ban Doofan now.

The Phantom
10-24-2002, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
hell no, you are a rats a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :rolleyes: :lol: :p

WOW dolfan06...that remark must have come straight out of rectum bank....you know....the part of your body that speaks the most...what's that..? bend over,so that we can hear your next piece of wisdom..!

For God sakes man...you are slipping into the banks of insanity..!

dolfan06's rebutal will probably state...oh,Phantom {uhm }......{oh}.....grrrrr yeah,when you speak...it's nothing but crap out of your mouth and a$$...huh...huh..ha....ha....huh...

Yep,you're a true legend numb-nuts..!:goof:

dolfan06
10-24-2002, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by The Phantom


WOW dolfan06...that remark must have come straight out of rectum bank....you know....the part of your body that speaks the most...what's that..? bend over,so that we can hear your next piece of wisdom..!

For God sakes man...you are slipping into the banks of insanity..!

dolfan06's rebutal will probably state...oh,Phantom {uhm }......{oh}.....grrrrr yeah,when you speak...it's nothing but crap out of your mouth and a$$...huh...huh..ha....ha....huh...

Yep,you're a true legend numb-nuts..!:goof: why even worry about coming back with anything, you seem to be doing a fine job of cutting yourself up!http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Sabre Ally
10-24-2002, 11:40 PM
:lol:

BTW 06, where is WharfRat, anyway?

dolfan06
10-24-2002, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
:lol:

BTW 06, where is WharfRat, anyway? haven't a clue really, haven't heard much from the capt either! i think wharf was on earlier, but not for very long!:rolleyes:

The Phantom
10-24-2002, 11:51 PM
Is this suppose to hurt my feelings..? http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif..seems to me that you are putting yourself in the boat that you created for me jackass..:sleep:

dolfan06
10-24-2002, 11:55 PM
if you have a fire hydrant close by, run out and do deep kneebends on it!:eek: :evil:

The Phantom
10-25-2002, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
if you have a fire hydrant close by, run out and do deep kneebends on it!:eek: :evil:

Send me your home video..on how to do it..and I might consider it ...you lil' jism-burping-bitch..!

Sabre Ally
10-25-2002, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i think wharf was on earlier, but not for very long!:rolleyes:

Well damn, he needs to get his butt in here! :D

dolfan06
10-25-2002, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by The Phantom


Send me your home video..on how to do it..and I might consider it ...you lil' jism-burping-bitch..! oh phanny! you have such a way with words!http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 12:43 AM
Which one of you guys do they call "Spear Fish"?

Sabre Ally
10-25-2002, 12:59 AM
Spearfish is a town in South Dakota, numbnuts.

dolfan06
10-25-2002, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
Spearfish is a town in South Dakota, numbnuts. i knew that, but i'll be damned if i remember where i read it. maybe it was on the news or a map, hell, i don't know!:rolleyes:

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
Spearfish is a town in South Dakota, numbnuts.
Let's pretend for a second that I care. . .

dolfan06
10-25-2002, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Let's pretend for a second that I care. . . nobody even gave it a second thought if you care, you need a "care package" and i hope its some books, your lack of education is showing!:rolleyes:

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
:lol:

BTW 06, where is WharfRat, anyway?

Do ya miss me Ally???

Geez 06... I'm outta town for a couple of days, and you're already hittin on my girl!! :D

I'm back... busy as a one legged man in a butt kickin contest though... I'll be in and out today... will have more time over the weekend...

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by The Phantom


Send me your home video..on how to do it..and I might consider it ...you lil' jism-burping-bitch..!

Who in the h@ll left the dumpster open and let these cretons out? Cap... time to get some more pesticide... these cockroaches will only multiply if we don't do something....Man... I'm gone for a couple of days, and you guys let the landfill lizards in... :shakeno:

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 12:29 PM
Damn Anna is looking good today Wharf. How you been man?

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
Damn Anna is looking good today Wharf. How you been man?

Anna always looks good Harmon! :D Best bet I ever lost!

I've been good, busy, but good... how 'bout you bro?

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 01:34 PM
All is cool. Looking for another W this week.

Captain has been letting the crazies in. It's been interesting around here. You missed the excellent poetry thread that Captain had to 86. :evil:

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
All is cool. Looking for another W this week.

Captain has been letting the crazies in. It's been interesting around here. You missed the excellent poetry thread that Captain had to 86. :evil:

You better hope the bills aren't looking past this game to the bye... the Lions can surprise you ... just ask Da Bears... Stewart's been running pretty good... he may cause a problem for you if you overlook him...
You should beat them.. but stranger things have happened... :cool:

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat
Cap... time to get some more pesticide... these cockroaches will only multiply if we don't do something....
Judging by your latest whine, I'll assume you're not the the man(?) for the job.

Why do all Dolphin fans cry for the Captain? You ever hear the story of the little smacker who cried Captain? They should change the name of this place to the infirmary.

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Judging by your latest whine, I'll assume you're not the the man(?) for the job.

Why do all Dolphin fans cry for the Captain? You ever hear the story of the little smacker who cried Captain? They should change the name of this place to the infirmary.

do you stutter often when you're excited?

clarification: I was not "crying" for the Captain... just putting a requisition in for pesticide...
I fight my own battles, and rejects from the potty training school don't cause me any fear. Actually, the name should be changed to "homeless shelter", it's starting to resemble one since all this riff-raff came slithering in...

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat
do you stutter often when you're excited?
Why? Have you been practicing with your new Chinese masage balls?

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Why? Have you been practicing with your new Chinese masage balls?

what's a masage ball?

no, actually, I was reffering to your earlier post:

assume you're not the the man

thought you were getting excited about a man.

I realize it's hard for you to keep up... I'll slow it down next time so you don't feel so lost..

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Warfart
no, actually, I was reffering to your earlier post
Nobody cares.

beefalow
10-25-2002, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat
I'm back ... Beefblower, sorry you missed me Sunday night, been out of town since then. If you're still here later, when I come back on line, I'll be glad to smack your sorry a$$ around for a while... in the meantime, if you're having withdrawls from eating my sh!t, you can take a few sips from your "swimming pool".... that'll hold you over for a while.... :evil: There you are! Did you have to take the heavy hangover outa-town?, I don`t blame you from gettin away from here,Fish fans are taking a brutal beating in here! Your abandon the ship style,really works for you:D :cry: :cry:

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by beefalow
Your abandon the ship style really works for you
Yes. He's much more effective when he's gone. At least that way we can at least imagine he's saying something interesting. At least Garfield makes it obvious that he's being a bore on purpose.

beefalow
10-25-2002, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Yes. He's much more effective when he's gone. At least that way we can at least imagine he's saying something interesting. At least Garfield makes it obvious that he's being a bore on purpose. He has a part time job as a lab monkey when he`s not in here,Egore wasn`t done sewing up his skull, but wharf left anyway, now theirs all kinds of sh1t comming out of his head!:lol: :lol:

MarinoFan
10-25-2002, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Yes. He's much more effective when he's gone. At least that way we can at least imagine he's saying something interesting. At least Garfield makes it obvious that he's being a bore on purpose.

I wouldn't be talking, you are as exciting and interesting as photosynthesis.:sleep:

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by beefalow
He has a part time job as a lab monkey when he`s not in here
I think he's qualified for a promotion to full time.

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Yes. He's much more effective when he's gone. At least that way we can at least imagine he's saying something interesting. At least Garfield makes it obvious that he's being a bore on purpose.

...and you know this from your days of experience? :rolleyes:

Here's a tip... get a clue before running your mouth, makes you at least seem less retarded... from your posts so far, I can see the "mainstream" program you're in hasn't worked out very well... maybe a few more years in clinical therapy would be the best option, the labotomy alone doesn't seem to be working for you...

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

I think

not likely :rolleyes:

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 03:00 PM
Grab your hip waders and a big shovel Wharf, the crap has been flowing heavy in here for a couple days now.

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by beefalow
now theirs all kinds of sh1t comming out of his head!:lol: :lol:

yes... will someone please clean up that puddle of beefblower on the floor?

MarinoFan
10-25-2002, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

I think

Here's a first.:rolleyes:

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
Grab your hip waders and a big shovel Wharf, the crap has been flowing heavy in here for a couple days now.

From the looks of it Harmon, we'll need a backhoe...

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Warfart
Here's a tip... get a clue before running your mouth, makes you at least seem less retarded...
That means a lot coming from a part time lab monkey. If you keep it up, I'm gonna insist your trainer take one of your blocks away and turn up the electricity.

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 03:08 PM
From the looks of it Harmon, we'll need a backhoe...

:) :D :lol:

MarinoFan
10-25-2002, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat


backhoe...

Is that another description for Smackgirl?

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

That means a lot coming from a part time lab monkey. If you keep it up, I'm gonna insist your trainer take one of your blocks away and turn up the electricity.

I doubt he'd listen to the drooling boy in the corner with the wrestling helmet on... especially since you were only brought in to show the monkeys how not to act like an intelligent species. :rolleyes:

beefalow
10-25-2002, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat


yes... will someone please clean up that puddle of beefblower on the floor? Hey puddin t!ts! don`t slipp on that puddle your liable to fall on your a$$ and get a concussion!You just might wake up to a 11-5 record:eek: :eek:

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 03:16 PM
Puddin tits

LMAO...

beefalow
10-25-2002, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by beefalow
Hey puddin t!ts! don`t slipp on that puddle your liable to fall on your a$$ and get a concussion!You just might wake up to a 11-5 record:eek: :eek: Sorry,me fuk up 5-11 is more like it!! been a long day!:D

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by beefalow
Hey puddin t!ts

another fabulous pick up line by the beast blower...

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by beefalow
Sorry,me fuk up

And that surprises anyone?

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat
... especially since you were only brought in to show the monkeys how not to act like an intelligent species.
Hmmmm? I'm convinced that one was lame. Where did you learn your smack techniques? The Carrot Top academy for etiquette?

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 03:20 PM
I think the beef has been waiting for you Wharf, I have not seen a whole lot of him this week.

You might want to keep your ass to the door. :lol:

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
You might want to keep your ass to the door. :lol:

:lol: :lol: especially after he called me "puddin tits" :eek:

beefalow
10-25-2002, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

That means a lot coming from a part time lab monkey. If you keep it up, I'm gonna insist your trainer take one of your blocks away and turn up the electricity. or he could have a head transplant from a lab monkey to a lab baboon,now "thats" a promotion

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Hmmmm? I'm convinced that one was lame. Where did you learn your smack techniques? The Carrot Top academy for etiquette?

Carrot Top academy?

and you call mine lame? :lol: :lol:

I suppose I shouldn't expect much... the rain brings out these slimey little critters... once the sun shines on them, they usually dry up and blow away with the rest of the one celled organisms

beefalow
10-25-2002, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
I think the beef has been waiting for you Wharf, I have not seen a whole lot of him this week.

You might want to keep your ass to the door. :lol: :evil: actually I`ve been posting in here daily.Its been a greaaaaat! week.:)

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Warfart
... the rain brings out these slimey little critters... once the sun shines on them, they usually dry up and blow away with the rest of the one celled organisms
It's called your dandruff. We don't need the play by play.

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by beefalow
or he could have a head transplant from a lab monkey to a lab baboon,now "thats" a promotion

:rolleyes:

beefalow
10-25-2002, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat


And that surprises anyone? Now,now, whorerat,be nice!I recall you saying something like "the dolphins could beat the bills even if the dolphins had the flu!" but I won`t go there:D

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

It's called your dandruff. We don't need the play by play.

yes, that about sums up your significance... thanks for putting it into terms even beastblower can understand.

beefalow
10-25-2002, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat


another fabulous pick up line by the beast blower... Try it on your mother-law the next time you make a pass at her.:D

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by beefalow
Try it on your mother-law the next time you make a pass at her.:D

news flash: Contrary to your customs... family mating is not a ritual with me... just because it worked on your mother-in-law, and sister, and brother, and mother.... doesn't mean it's something we'd all want to take part in..

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 03:48 PM
Damn Wharf that may be what is responsible for this rash of idiots that have been all over this board recently.

Inbreeding is dangerous.

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Warfart
family mating is not a ritual with me...

This has been a public service announcement by Warfart.
GrandPa Warfart, it's safe to visit now.

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
Damn Wharf that may be what is responsible for this rash of idiots that have been all over this board recently.

Inbreeding is dangerous.

at this point it's just a theory Harmon... but I suspect that is indeed the cause.... all these wannabes suddenly arrive, just after the inbreeding season at the state hospital... it only stands to reason....

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality


This has been a public service announcement by Warfart.
GrandPa Warfart, it's safe to visit now.

MrRetardedly tries to give me a visitor's pass to see him in his natural habitat... the cute white room with soft walls, and no windows....he must be desparate for company.
:rolleyes:

SmackMan
10-25-2002, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat


MrRetardedly tries to give me a visitor's pass to see him in his natural habitat... the cute white room with soft walls, and no windows....he must be desparate for company.
:rolleyes:

DwarfMat that one just stunk :sleep:

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Warfart
MrRetardedly tries to give me a visitor's pass to see him in his natural habitat...
When I'm ready for you I'll throw out some chum.

SmackMan
10-25-2002, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

When I'm ready for you I'll throw out some chum.

I was thinking more of the lines of some cow sh1t,IMHO

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by SmackMan


DwarfMat that one just stunk :sleep:

When you learn to smack... I'll consider responding.... all I've seen you do si follow your but-buddy MrFeablesmack around and giggle....

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

When I'm ready for you I'll throw out some chum.

I'm not your girlfriend, so that won't work....

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by SmackMan


I was thinking more of the lines of some cow sh1t,IMHO

I'm not your girlfriend either....

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat
I'm not your girlfriend, so that won't work....
My bad. A woman of your size could only be lured by a couple of large double pepperoni pizzas.

WharfRat
10-25-2002, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

My bad. A woman of your size could only be lured by a couple of large double pepperoni pizzas.

:lol:

That was actually pretty good!

is that how you got smackboy to follow you?

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 05:00 PM
No Wharf, he picked up SmackGirl at his hole in the wall. You know the one with the towel tied to it so he can wipe his mouth off before his next customer comes through the hole.

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 05:09 PM
I love it. All I see when one of these jack asses posts is.


This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click here

I love that feature.

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
I love that feature.
When you post all I see is a white flag.

harmonkoz
10-25-2002, 05:17 PM
This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click here.

What was that Mr. Reality I did not quite get it. LMAO

Have fun playing with yourselves ladies.

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
Have fun playing with yourselves.
Unquestionably. . . unless you have some other hidden agenda for the act.

dolfan06
10-25-2002, 07:51 PM
i see mrs reality is still here, hangin around like a stale fart!

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i see mrs reality is still here, hangin around like a stale fart!
Don't you mean "Like a stale Warfart?"

Sabre Ally
10-26-2002, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by WharfRat


Do ya miss me Ally???



Ya know I do, babe. ;)

Billhoff
10-26-2002, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
Ok, 06 rawks :rocker:

Is that better? :D How about 06 reeks!:rocker:
Thats alot better!

Billhoff
10-26-2002, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally


Ya know I do, babe. ;) Sabre, Nothing personal but do you like to decorate things?Walk in special parades in boston? I see flames all around your post`s......whatever floats your boat,dude......:eek:

dolfan06
10-26-2002, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Billhoff
Sabre, Nothing personal but do you like to decorate things?Walk in special parades in boston? I see flames all around your post`s......whatever floats your boat,dude......:eek: i don't get it, jerkhoff knows ally is a woman, where does he get off calling her a dude. I TOLD YA, YOU"VE BEEN EATING TOO MANY OF THOSE HOMEGROWN MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:nono:

3W
10-26-2002, 04:34 PM
Ally is a fineass woman..some of you should feel privileged to talk with her :rolleyes: ;)

dolfan06
10-26-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by 3W
Ally is a fineass woman..some of you should feel privileged to talk with her :rolleyes: ;) hey, i didn't insult her! ally's a fine lady, i like her!:D

WharfRat
10-26-2002, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by 3W
Ally is a fineass woman..some of you should feel privileged to talk with her :rolleyes: ;)

correction: all of us should feel privileged!! The fact she calls me "babe" makes me feel extra special! :D

3W
10-27-2002, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
No Wharf, he picked up SmackGirl at his hole in the wall. You know the one with the towel tied to it so he can wipe his mouth off before his next customer comes through the hole. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

SoFL-Cheesehead
10-27-2002, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by 3W
Ally is a fineass woman..some of you should feel privileged to talk with her :rolleyes: ;)

and HandonMonkeyooz is the GREATEST ASSHole!!

When you look up the word AssHole in the dickionary, you will see his name and picture!!

He is such a Great AssHole, the City of Biffalo named a building after him!! The Biffalo Bobs trys to play football there, if they knew how!!!:evil: :evil: