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king of cex
10-23-2002, 06:24 PM
Let's try it again, but...management urges you to keep it clean, or it's deleted and sent to a Chicago Bears forum. Now....ahem...

There once was a team called the ‘phins,
O’er the Packers they thought they could win,
Ricky lay on the ground,
But no ball could be found,
“Quick! Call a proctologist in!”

themole
10-23-2002, 08:43 PM
Put it back Capt.!!! You're not gonna get off that easy.:lol: :lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
10-23-2002, 09:08 PM
shhh....:D :lol:

themole
10-23-2002, 09:10 PM
This is the future of the Phins
Take the field on monday pm

Square off with the pack
Slap em flat on their back
Our goal is a Superbowl win

Then it's the Jets,Ravens and Chargers
The Bills A&& whupping looms larger

Next, the Bears & the Raidas
Their seasons a faden
Our goal is a Superbowl win

The Vikes & the Pats lose as they do
Now we're 14 -2
And off to a Superbowl win


Snakesh!t

Capt. Dick
10-23-2002, 09:25 PM
Good one, mole!

poornate
10-24-2002, 09:09 AM
Once there was a mod named Dick,
Making things disappear was his favorite trick,
The posters got rough,
He was sick of the stuff,
So away it went with one click!

Sorry Cap'n. Just busting your balls.

poornate
10-24-2002, 01:38 PM
I wish I had seen the original thread.

inFINSible
10-24-2002, 02:00 PM
The poster named phantom, might not be a Mr,
though he's a champion self-fister,
he tries to hide
his feminine side,
so he doesn't have to break up with his sister.

Capt. Dick
10-24-2002, 03:34 PM
Hey people, the only thing that I personally deleted was my own limerick. Why? Because it was beyond lame. Ask "themole".

It was terrible....I even used the same word twice.

How`s this.....

There were some peeps from finheaven
Whose numbers totalled about seven
who called Capt. Dick a delete happy prick
and he told em to go pound phantom. :D

Capt. Dick
10-24-2002, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by poornate
I wish I had seen the original thread.


I asked AJ about that thread and he decided it was too pornographic....I agreed.

Trust me....we get away with plenty in here. :lol:

harmon? :D

themole
10-24-2002, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
Hey people, the only thing that I personally deleted was my own limerick. Why? Because it was beyond lame. Ask "themole".

It was terrible....I even used the same word twice.

How`s this.....

There were some peeps from finheaven
Whose numbers totalled about seven
who called Capt. Dick a delete happy prick
and he told em to go pound phantom. :D

Yep! It's a fact, gone in 60 seconds. Capt. punted on first down.
:lol: Although, on second possion he scored.:lol:

poornate
10-24-2002, 04:17 PM
Sorry Cap'n. Just busting your balls. [/B][/QUOTE]

harmonkoz
10-24-2002, 04:31 PM
Trust me....we get away with plenty in here.

harmon?

I second that motion. :evil:

themole
10-24-2002, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by poornate
Once there was a mod named Dick,
Making things disappear was his favorite trick,
The posters got rough,
He was sick of the stuff,
So away it went with one click!

Sorry Cap'n. Just busting your balls.


" 72" :D