View Full Version : Don't read this joke!

10-24-2002, 09:26 PM
You have been warned.....

Mr. Reality was in bed with his mom one night and they were going at it hot and heavy. He was just about to have a happy ending but he kept getting distracted by the scratchy, dry beaver he was trying so hard to tame. He asked his mom if there was anything she could do about the problem.

She said there was and she went into the bathroom and shut the door.

She came out a few minutes later, jumped back into bed and slid her wrinkled old quim back onto Mr. Reality's turgid, 4 inch erection.

He was so impressed at the remarkable smoothness and the slickness that he said, "My God, mom, that feels better than ever! What did you do?

She said, I picked the scabs."

Capt. Dick
10-24-2002, 09:30 PM
Since that`s a true story, I don`t see any harm.

10-24-2002, 09:35 PM
Thanks Capt......I figured the warnings would squeak it by the censorship board.;)

10-24-2002, 10:42 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

10-24-2002, 11:11 PM
Yep, thanks a lot. I'm not eating dinner tonight......

10-24-2002, 11:16 PM
Sounds like something Mr. Reality would do!!