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SmackMan
10-25-2002, 05:41 PM
JFC this place is like the Wizard of Oz around here. Of course the rolls would look something like this:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Playing the "Tin Man" would be none other then 3w for his oiled down 80's long hair look . Of course he has still yet to receive the doctrines of doctrines.

Staring in the roll of "Dorothy" would be none other then MarinoFan himself for his girly type smack while wearing the "ruby red slippers" Toto?, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." "Toto" aka Dolfan06 ,very fitting for the avator I would say.

Now where would we be without the "Cowardly Lion"? Of course Harmonkoz landed this roll ....for running around the forum puffing his chest and shouting "C-C-C-C-C-C-COURAGE" only to be scared away after a futile attempt of running smack ,then put everyone on ignore.


This bring us to the "ScareCrow" of course Wartrat landed this gig. "If I only had a Brain". type smack daily on this board.

inFINSible
10-25-2002, 05:54 PM
And playing the part of the Wizard, we have smacklessman. He was born into the role of family caretaker at the ripe old age of 3. Things went down hill quickly from there until he figured out how to hide behind a veil of anonymity and make himself believe he was much more important than what reality had already slapped him with. He spent 20 long years as a mime in central park before he got his big break in this dinner theater production of this classic movie.

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
He was born into the role of family caretaker at the ripe old age of 3. Things went down hill quickly from there until he figured out how to hide behind a veil of anonymity and make himself believe he was much more important than what reality had already slapped him with. He spent 20 long years as a mime in central park before he got his big break in this dinner theater production of this classic movie.
Ms. Cleo; now I now why you had your liscense revoked.

inFINSible
10-25-2002, 06:02 PM
and playing the part of a flying monkey....Ms. reality!

SmackMan
10-25-2002, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Ms. Cleo; now I now why you had your liscense revoked.

more on the lines of the " Dionee Warrick Psychic Friends Network "


aunty M aunty M !!!!!

Liars and Dweebs and Sheep Oh My!

inFINSible
10-25-2002, 06:10 PM
The Whizz-ard has spoken!!!!!!

inFINSible
10-25-2002, 06:16 PM
round and round the lame smack bush the monkey chases the whizzard..........

SmackMan
10-25-2002, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
round and round the lame smack bush the monkey chases the whizzard..........

Let me guess you like playing Duck-Duck-Goose also? :sleep:

Mr.Reality
10-25-2002, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
round and round the lame smack bush the monkey chases the whizzard..........
My god. The Epitomy of Miami Dolphin fans everywhere has shown up.

SoFL-Cheesehead
10-25-2002, 08:06 PM
inFINSible

Those were Great postings!!!

A hell alot better than HandonMonkeyooz and MasterbateFan!!

SmackMan
10-25-2002, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Baby Fish
inFINSible

Those were Great postings!!!

A hell alot better than HandonMonkeyooz and MasterbateFan!!


Geez those two have yet to smack :sleep:

BTP
10-26-2002, 03:29 PM
very nice

WharfRat
10-26-2002, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by SmackMan



Geez those two have yet to smack :sleep:

...and you and mrs realtities wouldn't understand intelligent smack if it bit you on your ear... so far all you've managed to do is make yourselves look like pariticipants in the special needs school recess... :rolleyes:

inFINSible
10-26-2002, 03:39 PM
*snicker * snicker*

BTP
10-26-2002, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
*snicker * snicker*

not sure about you two but the "Wizard Of Oz" smack was pretty good. Better then I seen come from both of you yet? ;)

WharfRat
10-26-2002, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by BTP


not sure about you two but the "Wizard Of Oz" smack was pretty good. Better then I seen come from both of you yet? ;)

...and you've been around here for so long.... :rolleyes:

inFINSible
10-26-2002, 03:48 PM
You want some of this, buddy????!!! Huh?! Huh?!
You better watch your step, son..
Consider this a warning shot fired across you bow!!!!



;)

BTP
10-26-2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat


...and you've been around here for so long.... :rolleyes:

well after reading the board the last two days ..umm we will just say his "If Only Had A Brain" description is correct ,when it comes to your smack.



inFINSible,if you feel froggy, umm jump :D

WharfRat
10-26-2002, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
You want some of this, buddy????!!!

;)

I'll take some of that in your sig!!!

matter of fact... I'll take some of that in mine too!!

I don't know about you InFINS... but this was the best bet I ever lost!! :D

inFINSible
10-26-2002, 03:58 PM
LMAO!!!! It's my new sig......To hell with Wanny.....I'm keeping Brittany.

BTP
10-26-2002, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
LMAO!!!! It's my new sig......To hell with Wanny.....I'm keeping Brittany.

:lol: good choice

WharfRat
10-26-2002, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by BTP


well after reading the board the last two days ..umm we will just say his "If Only Had A Brain" description is correct ,when it comes to your smack.



inFINSible,if you feel froggy, umm jump :D

WOW!!! Two whole days??? Damn son you must be an expert by now! I suppose you've gone through the majority of my posts in order to make such a well informed judgement?

Puleeeese... rookies like you make the established idiots such as jerkhoff, and beefblower look good.... :rolleyes:

BTP
10-26-2002, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat


WOW!!! Two whole days??? Damn son you must be an expert by now! I suppose you've gone through the majority of my posts in order to make such a well informed judgement?

Puleeeese... rookies like you make the established idiots such as jerkhoff, and beefblower look good.... :rolleyes:

:sleep: Come on your talking the talk but I have yet to actually see you smack someone.

You sound like some 60 year old man behind a keyboard telling us "I Once Walked To School In Ten Feet Of Snow Barefooted" pretty freaking boring :sleep: please wake me when you find your smackbook. :eat:

harmonkoz
10-26-2002, 04:22 PM
I think the bet worked out pretty well for everyone. ;)

inFINSible
10-26-2002, 04:24 PM
Me too koz......I'm outta here guys.......give'em hell !!!

bigbry
10-26-2002, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by BTP


:sleep: Come on your talking the talk but I have yet to actually see you smack someone.

You sound like some 60 year old man behind a keyboard telling us "I Once Walked To School In Ten Feet Of Snow Barefooted" pretty freaking boring :sleep: please wake me when you find your smackbook. :eat:


Heres some butter:monkey: :eat: "Pack" a lunch next time.


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



Heres some butter:monkey: :eat: "Pack" a lunch next time.


BB

nahhh I'm not into salty things like you.

harmonkoz
10-26-2002, 04:34 PM
Keep your a$$ to the wall in here bry.

bigbry
10-26-2002, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by BTP


nahhh I'm not into salty things like you.

Then why do you suck the stains out of your own underwear?


BB

bigbry
10-26-2002, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by harmonkoz
Keep your a$$ to the wall in here bry.


No worries here Koz, after reading just a few posts I could tell that would be the way to approach these dweebs.
Besides, I think "BTP" really means Big Toilet Plunger.


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



No worries here Koz, after reading just a few posts I could tell that would be the way to approach these dweebs.
Besides, I think "BTP" really means Big Toilet Plunger.


BB

and BigBry means Big Boys Ride Yaks?

bigbry
10-26-2002, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by BTP


and BigBry means Big Boys Ride Yaks?

Isnt that title of your latest Gay Porn flick? Or is "Yak" what you do with your boyfriend?


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


Isnt that title of your latest Gay Porn flick? Or is "Yak" what you do with your boyfriend?


BB

you're gay smack? :sleep: come on I would expect that from a Bills fan not a phins fan.

bigbry
10-26-2002, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by BTP


you're gay smack? :sleep: come on I would expect that from a Bills fan not a phins fan.

C'mon Big Toilet Plunger dont bail now. TRY AGAIN!!!


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


C'mon Big Toilet Plunger dont bail now. TRY AGAIN!!!


BB

Clean Up in Isle Ten We Have A School Yard Smacker Running School Crap Smack!


speaking of crap. Thanks for Davenport (AKA DavenPoop)out of Miami. Figures we Wisconsinittes had to teach someone from Miami to use the bathroom properly. :rolleyes:

bigbry
10-26-2002, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by BTP


Clean Up in Isle Ten We Have A School Yard Smacker Running School Crap Smack!


speaking of crap. Thanks for Davenport (AKA DavenPoop)out of Miami. Figures we Wisconsinittes had to teach someone from Miami to use the bathroom properly. :rolleyes:


Tell the truth! You're a UUU-PER. Known world wide for their stupidity. Famous even!
I'll type in "u-per" far ya. "der pakers R da best"

BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



Tell the truth! You're a UUU-PER. Known world wide for their stupidity. Famous even!
I'll type in "u-per" far ya. "der pakers R da best"

BB

That's yooper(pronounced "You-per") yeah freaking clown :lol: a Yooper=someone from U.P. of Michigan,Not Wisconsin.


Got Geography? :rolleyes: :p

bigbry
10-26-2002, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by BTP


That's yooper(pronounced "You-per") yeah freaking clown :lol: a Yooper=someone from U.P. of Michigan,Not Wisconsin.


Got Geography? :rolleyes: :p


And thats my point num-skull, yooper wish you were from Wisc.
But my guess is correct, or someone in your family was born on the Upper Penn. How else could you have become so stupid? And since evolution hasnt weeded out the yooper traits as of yet, I'd guess it was in your immediate family. Bwaaahaaaaaaa!!!!

Got Genetics????? YOOPER=:goof: =Big Toilet Plunger


BB

S Murphy
10-26-2002, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by BTP
Thanks for Davenport (AKA DavenPoop)out of Miami. Figures we Wisconsinittes had to teach someone from Miami to use the bathroom properly. :rolleyes:

BwaHahaaaa!
Scoreboard.

BTP
10-26-2002, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



And thats my point num-skull, yooper wish you were from Wisc.
But my guess is correct, or someone in your family was born on the Upper Penn. How else could you have become so stupid? And since evolution hasnt weeded out the yooper traits as of yet, I'd guess it was in your immediate family. Bwaaahaaaaaaa!!!!

Got Genetics????? YOOPER=:goof: =Big Toilet Plunger


BB nice back peddle Zzzzzzzt Wrong

I guess you missed were I said "We Wisconsinittes " That should have clued you in. Yes, I live in Wisconsin.

Now just because you ride the short yellow bus, with the mighty morphine power rangers helmet strapped tight to your head yelling "Frank and Beans" to the old lady next to you. Dont think for a second I will be easy on you. Really, I'm a equal opportunity smacker. Now go chew on someone elses ankles before you get hurt typing.

:evil:

bigbry
10-26-2002, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by BTP
nice back peddle Zzzzzzzt Wrong

I guess you missed were I said "We Wisconsinittes" That should have clued you in. Yes I live in Wisconsin.

Ok, for the very slow yooper. I simply do not believe you. YOU WISH YOU WERE FROM WISC.
Sheeesh, how the hell do you tie your own shoes????


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


Ok, for the very slow yooper. I simply do not believe you. YOU WISH YOU WERE FROM WISC.
Sheeesh, how the hell do you tie your own shoes????


BB Geez nothing like Pee-Wee Herman smack to brighten your day :sleep:

let me guess you nicknamed that bus "Window Licker One" ?

bigbry
10-26-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by BTP
Geez nothing like Pee-Wee Herman smack to brighten your day :sleep:

let me guess you nicknamed that bus "Window Licker One" ?

For a guy that lives in an ice fishing shack you should know not to stick your tongue to anything cold. Its going to be hard for Farve to play the game with you attached to his a$$.
Now, do I need to explain that post too?


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


For a guy that lives in an ice fishing shack you should know not to stick your tongue to anything cold. Its going to be hard for Farve to play the game with you attached to his a$$.
Now, do I need to explain that post too?


BB


maybe you should read my post's :lol: Your first name isnt "Warren" is it? you know like "Something About Mary"

p.s. glad you finally learned the difference between Wisconsin and Michigan. :lol:

bigbry
10-26-2002, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by BTP



maybe you should read my post's :lol: Your first name isnt "Warren" is it? you know like "Something About Mary"

p.s. glad you finally learned the difference between Wisconsin and Michigan. :lol:


Franks and beans.....


"p.s. glad you finally learned the difference between Wisconsin and Michigan. :lol: [/B][/QUOTE]"

Ummm, yeah OK. :rolleyes:


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



Franks and beans.....


"p.s. glad you finally learned the difference between Wisconsin and Michigan. :lol:

Ummm, yeah OK. :rolleyes:


BB


here I will help you out put a [ there :lol: :evil: Now go chew on someone elses ankle before that keyboard hurts you again :goof:

bigbry
10-26-2002, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by BTP



here I will help you out put a [ there :lol: :evil: Now go chew on someone elses ankle before that keyboard hurts you again :goof:

Sooo, you give up? Puss!


BB

Mr.Reality
10-26-2002, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by bigbry
But my guess is correct, or someone in your family was born on the Upper Penn.
Pocano?

Only a pinhead with too many head injuries off the red rock of Pocano could be as idiotic to suggest anybody would wish to live in Wisconsin. Not even some frost bite brain from Colorado could be so blatantly misguided, and there's so many air heads up there that it's no coincidence there's no oxygen to go around.

bigbry
10-26-2002, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Pocano?

Only a pinhead with too many head injuries off the red rock of Pocano could be as idiotic to suggest anybody would wish to live in Wisconsin. Not even some frost bite brain from Colorado could be so blatantly misguided, and there's so many air heads up there that it's no coincidence there's no oxygen to go around.


Just remember, we look down at you all. Dont tell me, you're a yooper?


BB

Mr.Reality
10-26-2002, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by bigbry
we look down at you all.
So you work in Mall security. Big deal.

BTP
10-26-2002, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



Just remember, we look down at you all. Dont tell me, you're a yooper?


BB

hey we Wisconsin people look down on Yooper also. WTF is your point already corky? :lol:

bigbry
10-26-2002, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

So you work in Mall security. Big deal.


Did you just have a gran-mall seizure?


BB

Mr.Reality
10-26-2002, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by bigbry
Did you just have a gran-mall seizure?
Is that supposed to be a joke on the elderly. How tacky. You tell elderly jokes like old people ski. They don't.

You go into the old folks home public bathroom and look around in envy. You volunteer to work for the Salvation Army so you can sniff old women's undergarmets. You help old lady's across the street in hopes that they'll give you a nickle. You take up part time work at the county morgue so you can get 'em before they get cold. You get the AARP newsletter for the pictures.

But no. I didn't have a gran-mall siezure.

bigbry
10-26-2002, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

Is that supposed to be a joke on the elderly. How tacky. You tell elderly jokes like old people ski. They don't.

You go into the old folks home public bathroom and look around in envy. You volunteer to work for the Salvation Army so you can sniff old women's undergarmets. You help old lady's across the street in hopes that they'll give you a nickle. You take up part time work at the county morgue so you can get 'em before they get cold. You get the AARP newsletter for the pictures.

But no. I didn't have a gran-mall siezure.


Perhaps the Police should make a seizure, whats your address?
And dont just say "where all yoopers live"

And that was a very long way to go, just to ask for help!


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 09:05 PM
wow congrats BB you figured out how to post tonight ,You must make your "mammy" proud :lol:

Sabre Ally
10-26-2002, 09:06 PM
What is a yooper? :confused:

Mr.Reality
10-26-2002, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
What is a yooper?
Apparently some word that's supposed to annoying when used over and over. Maybe a yuppy.

BTP
10-26-2002, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
What is a yooper? :confused:

didnt we already go over this? :lol: next time READ before asking . (pssst read page two of this thread)

bigbry
10-26-2002, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
What is a yooper? :confused:

Hi Ally,
A yooper is a person that lives in the upper pennisula of Michigan. Other people in the region refer to them as "yoopers". They make fun at their stupidity. For example, I used to live in Montana, Montanans made fun of people from North Dakota. And it goes on and on.... It so happens most Packer fans are "yoopers" Or have relations that are.;)


BB

Sabre Ally
10-26-2002, 09:21 PM
Ahhh.......thanks BTP and BB.

bigbry
10-26-2002, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by BTP
wow congrats BB you figured out how to post tonight ,You must make your "mammy" proud :lol:


Here, I'll do it again, I know you luv it.


"You must make your "mammy" proud :lol: [/B][/QUOTE]"



Do you know who yours is???
:eek: :eek:


BB

BTP
10-26-2002, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


Hi Ally,
A yooper is a person that lives in the upper pennisula of Michigan. Other people in the region refer to them as "yoopers". They make fun at their stupidity. For example, I used to live in Montana, Montanans made fun of people from North Dakota. And it goes on and on.... It so happens most Packer fans are "yoopers" Or have relations that are.;)


BB

See this is were fiction becomes fun. Not all Wisconsin people are related to people in Michigan. Just because your family tree doesnt fork with relations in Fla and Ga. dont go blaming inbreeding on us . :goof:

BTP
10-26-2002, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



Here, I'll do it again, I know you luv it.


"You must make your "mammy" proud :lol:



Do you know who yours is???
:eek: :eek:


BB
mom smack :sleep: when there is nothing left right? next thing you will tell us is "You just wait " ? :lol:

Sabre Ally
10-26-2002, 09:35 PM
Yoopers have kewl accents :D

Sabre Ally
10-26-2002, 09:36 PM
Oh wait, this is supposed to be smack, not compliments. Damn! Why can't I get that right? :lol: