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Pierpont_Weaver
10-26-2002, 08:44 PM
So I'm minding my own business sitting on my sofa drinking a brewski and watching an old Jerry Lewis movie (what do the French see in that guy?). Anyhoo... there's a knock on my door.

When I answer it a little gray guy is standing there with what appears to be a gas can. He asks me if I have any liquid plutonium handy he can borrow. I don't have any, and I tell him so.

He looks pissed, reaches into his tunic, pulls out some powder and blows it into my face.

Next thing I know, I come to draped over the back of my sofa with my pants down around my ankles. My butt hurts like the dickens.

Naturally I went to the doctor. My pelvic x-rays just returned. I've posted it below. I'm wondering, is there something I should be concerned about?



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Jazzbow
10-26-2002, 08:47 PM
Nothing at all Pierpont, nothing at all.

Mr.Reality
10-26-2002, 08:55 PM
You may be suffering from a case of Ray Lucas. It may be painful, sometimes for weeks; but the effects rarely last. This may be a rumor, but I've heard reading mass amounts of Professional Football playbooks is a good way to ward off Ray Lucas.

bigbry
10-26-2002, 08:56 PM
[QUOTE]is there something I should be concerned about?



Nah, they always travel Billions of miles to fly up peoples rears.
Dont worry, normal for them "space people"


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Sabre Ally
10-26-2002, 08:57 PM
Maybe you can have it removed and sell it on E-bay. :lol:

BTP
10-26-2002, 09:00 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bigbry
[B][QUOTE]is there something I should be concerned about?



Nah, they always travel Billions of miles to fly up peoples rears.
Dont worry, normal for them "space people"


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did you forget something again? get back to us when you can figure out how to post on your own board :lol:

p.s. no need to put your name twice it's already in the left hand corner. :lol: what a doofus .:goof:

acb
10-26-2002, 09:32 PM
Either you're sticking alien army figures up your craphole or you're really on to something.

But definitely one of the two. tm

bigbry
10-26-2002, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by BTP
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bigbry
[B][QUOTE]is there something I should be concerned about?



Nah, they always travel Billions of miles to fly up peoples rears.
Dont worry, normal for them "space people"


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did you forget something again? get back to us when you can figure out how to post on your own board :lol:

p.s. no need to put your name twice it's already in the left hand corner. :lol: what a doofus .:goof:



About the only thing I forgot is, I ought not post to sling blade types. And I'll sign my post they way I want. Sperm breath.


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Mr.Reality
10-26-2002, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by bigbry
I'll sign my post they way I want. Sperm breath.



Why would you want to sign your posts "Sperm breath"?

BTP
10-26-2002, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by bigbry




About the only thing I forgot is, I ought not post to sling blade types. And I'll sign my post they way I want. Sperm breath.


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I ought not ? :lol: slow down corky :lol:

bigbry
10-26-2002, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

I always sign my posts "Sperm breath"?


:eek: See, two can play that. But both posts are going to get edited.


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acb
10-26-2002, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by BTP


I ought not ? :lol: slow down corky :lol:

You spend enough time masturbating to "Dr. Quinn" or worse yet, Little House on the Prairie, you probably pick up the lingo.

bigbry
10-26-2002, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by BTP


I ought not ? :lol: slow down corky :lol:


Hey Alice, did you see the movie Sling Blade? Man ! you are stupid.


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Sabre Ally
10-26-2002, 09:50 PM
He only watches pr0n :lol:

What was Sling Blade about? I've never seen it either. :D

bigbry
10-26-2002, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Sabre Ally
He only watches pr0n :lol:

What was Sling Blade about? I've never seen it either. :D

Ally, it was great! Billy Bob Thorton played a "very slow" person. I think he either received an Oscar or was nominated. MUST SEE.


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Sabre Ally
10-26-2002, 09:58 PM
Kewl.....I will put it on my to-rent list.