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07-27-2005, 11:20 PM
It's not my birthday yet. In about 43 minutes, it will be July 28th. I will be 25 :D

I'm already half drunk, and if I didn't have to work in the morning, I'd be at a bar/club/strip joint or something. It's been a cool 25 years. Some of my accolades include:

- Crashing in an H3 helicopter

- Spending 4 years in Puerto Rico

- Shooting someone in the foot

- Screwing approximately 75 women between the ages of 18 and 27

- Drank every combination of liquid death there is

- Served 5 years in the US Navy

- Hosted an after hours party at my house that ended up with about 100 guests in a 3 bedroom home

- Was promoted to the technical trainer of a $50 million company

I'll be here at midnight to get crazy.. :rofl3:

07-27-2005, 11:25 PM
let me be the first to say... happy b-day mor :)

edit - i'm sending her over to your house...

07-27-2005, 11:26 PM
Happy Birthday!

Brag much? :lol:

You give me a number to shoot for, even though I'm more about quality then quantity, or so they say :lol:

07-27-2005, 11:35 PM
You guys rock! That woman is gonna be perfect d-day...

My birthday/promtion party is gonna be at Capone's on river front this friday night.

So, any 21+ people that wanna get crazy with the mor, come to Capone's in Ft Lauderdale's River front on Friday night, and look for this guy:



07-27-2005, 11:37 PM
Happy B-day man!

07-27-2005, 11:38 PM
P.s. work on some women over 35 you'll be amazed:evil:

07-28-2005, 12:01 AM
I'm officially a quarter-century old... Holy crap.

07-28-2005, 12:51 AM
happy birthday man

07-28-2005, 12:09 PM
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I'll match you plus a decade on Sept. 28th

07-28-2005, 01:29 PM
Happy Birthday Mor!!

07-28-2005, 08:17 PM
Thanks everyone! :D

07-30-2005, 11:30 AM
dude sorry i missed it but happy bday anyway man