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calphin
07-31-2005, 10:18 AM
Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French
terror alert from "Run" to "Hide".

There are only two higher alert levels in France,
which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that
destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
crippling their military.

dol_fan_81
07-31-2005, 11:49 AM
ha ha! stupid french b@stards!

spydertl79
07-31-2005, 12:56 PM
they haven't been attacked by terrorists yet have they?

Timmy54
07-31-2005, 02:50 PM
Now thats funny, i dont care who you are (unless your french)

RAS25
07-31-2005, 02:52 PM
thats the funniest **** ever .thank u i needed a good laugh this mornin

dol_fan_81
07-31-2005, 03:01 PM
just a good way of showing how much we hate the french pu$$ies....

Noodle Arm
07-31-2005, 04:52 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

"This thread angers me! From now on, everytime I see an American or Englishman...I will treat them rudely! I stick my nose up in de air and laugh *haugh haugh*"

tracer
07-31-2005, 05:17 PM
just a good way of showing how much we hate the french pu$$ies....During the 100 year wars, the french captured a British officer. They asked him why he wore a red coat, it made him stand out on the field, that made him an easy target.

He answered by telling them that with a red coat if he got shot the blood wouldn't stand out and scare his men.

The French have worn brown pants ever since!

cnc66
07-31-2005, 05:26 PM
The United Nations was having a hand vote on taking some much needed military action in Africa. Everyone raised their hand to signal their vote yea or nay except for the French. In keeping with French military tradition the French Ambassaduer raised both hands.

R_t_Kraken
07-31-2005, 05:50 PM
Breaking News: The French are cowards.

King Madison II
07-31-2005, 06:05 PM
breaking news.
DAVE WANNSTEDT HAS JUST BEEN RAN OVER BY A MAD DOLPHIN FAN .

A MAN WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY AND HE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING "WELL I HEARD THE WORDS WE'RE REALLY CLOSE JUST A THOUSAND TIMES TOO MANY AND I HIT THE GAS PEDAL INSTEAD OF THE BREAKS. "
THE MAN WAS INTOXICATED AND THE POLICE FOUND 125 BUWISER CANS IN THE BACK SEAT OF HIS CAR. YEA THE CANS WERE EMPTY . THE MAN ALSO TRIED TO BRIBE A OFFICER BY SAYING CAN YOU HOLD MY BEER WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FAKE ID. HE ALSO SAID I WILL GIVE YOU FREE TICKETS TO THE DOLPHINS PATS GAME. AND COP SAID I AM A JETS FAN AND YOUR UNDER ARREST.

JUST KIDDING

unifiedtheory
07-31-2005, 07:06 PM
The French have worn brown pants ever since!

:lol: