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PHANTASTIC 13
08-12-2005, 06:52 AM
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you
for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person
says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all
the Americans?"

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work."

UltraDol-Fan
08-12-2005, 09:41 AM
:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3: :lol: :lol: :lol:

1crazy_finfan
08-12-2005, 12:40 PM
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you
for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person
says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all
the Americans?"

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work."



:lol: DAMN!! Thats sooo freakin true!!! LOLhahaha:rofl3:

Jimi
08-12-2005, 07:27 PM
wrong....but hillariously so(not sure that a word or not lol):lol:

arizphinfan
08-13-2005, 12:28 AM
I think it is true and funny:lol:

dolfan_101
08-13-2005, 02:13 AM
:lol: DAMN!! Thats sooo freakin true!!! LOLhahaha:rofl3:

So true???? Are you sure about that????