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Sniper
11-13-2002, 11:21 AM
Being a Packer fan has got to be a dull life. Seriously, what is there to do in WI besides watching football. Let's list some other things they probably enjoy. I'll start...

Sniper
11-13-2002, 11:23 AM
playing their banjo on a desperately-in-need-of-repair, front porch...

Sniper
11-13-2002, 11:25 AM
getting together with the boys and seeing how far they can spit their 'chaw'

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:32 AM
Their spittoons double as gravy bowls. Same goes for the gravy bowls.

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:37 AM
Practice tying each others shoes.

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:43 AM
Take a dump in their neighbors well.

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:44 AM
....and then take a swan-dive into it.

Sniper
11-13-2002, 11:45 AM
pickin' the mud out from between their toes

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:48 AM
Load their 17 kids on an ox to get to church.

Sniper
11-13-2002, 11:49 AM
fixin' the wooded wheels on the buggy

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:53 AM
Look forward to their Spring and Fall bath.

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:54 AM
Decorate their living rooms with cheese hats.

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:56 AM
pick "crawley" things off of each other.

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
pick "crawley" things off of each other.


....and then eat them.

Sniper
11-13-2002, 11:58 AM
diggin' a new hole for the outhouse

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 12:01 PM
Put a window in the outhouse so that they can see the trains go by.

Sniper
11-13-2002, 12:08 PM
runnin' moonshine is fun because it is thrilling to not get caught by the law... they still think abolition is still in effect...

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 12:28 PM
Save their welfare checks so that they can buy hats made out of real cheese.

Sniper
11-13-2002, 01:23 PM
pack fudge

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 01:25 PM
make hats out of that same packing material.

Sniper
11-13-2002, 01:27 PM
take turns on a poor moose

Capt. Dick
11-13-2002, 01:31 PM
spank each others monkeys

iceblizzard69
11-13-2002, 05:23 PM
stalking Brett Favre because they have nothing else to do

harmonkoz
11-13-2002, 06:06 PM
Cut homosexuals up and store them in barrels in their Milwaukee apratments.

WharfRat
11-13-2002, 06:08 PM
smoke scrapings from Ahman Greens jockstrap....

Sniper
11-13-2002, 08:56 PM
write fan letters to Esera Tuaolo

iceblizzard69
11-13-2002, 09:29 PM
have sex with their sisters and brothers

WharfRat
11-13-2002, 11:19 PM
postulate theories for enhancing their love life... such as those involving fireman's boots, a sheep, and a steep cliff....

Capt. Dick
11-14-2002, 12:40 AM
enjoy putting leaches on their eyeballs.

dolfan06
11-14-2002, 01:32 AM
help sheep over a fence!

and...........

dolfan06
11-14-2002, 01:35 AM
think of hamsters as a marital aid!

and.............

WharfRat
11-14-2002, 10:32 AM
think of hamsters as a girlfriend..

and.......

Sniper
11-15-2002, 11:31 PM
wonder what life would be like if they had $5 to their name

Capt. Dick
11-15-2002, 11:34 PM
Maybe they can hold a bake sale.

Capt. Dick
11-15-2002, 11:40 PM
I`ll bet they`re hell making cheese cake.

Sniper
11-15-2002, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
Maybe they can hold a bake sale.

Come on Cap, no one in their right mind would eat anything those grubs baked...

The thought of that makes me sick to my stomach.http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Capt. Dick
11-15-2002, 11:49 PM
It would be a local thing. The rest of the herd wouldn`t mind.

Sniper
11-16-2002, 01:08 AM
maybe they could raffle off a pile of horse manure or a few bales of hay...

WharfRat
11-16-2002, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Sniper
Come on Cap, no one in their right mind would eat anything those grubs baked...

The thought of that makes me sick to my stomach.http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

you like that smilie don't ya! ;)

Sniper
11-16-2002, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by WharfRat
you like that smilie don't ya! ;)

Yes, i sure do. Thanks again!

WharfRat
11-16-2002, 11:57 AM
Here's another for ya...

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