Improving "Star Wars" by by substituting the word "pants" for other words.

[Pagan]

Saw this on another board....hilarious. :lol:

~ We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

~ The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

~ I find your lack of pants disturbing.

~ These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

~ Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

~ General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

~ I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

~ TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

~ Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

~ You are unwise to lower your pants.

~ She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

~ Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

~ You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

~ Luke... Help me remove these pants.

~ Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

~ That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

~ A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

~ Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

~ Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

~ Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!

~ Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

:rofl3:

[UltraDol-Fan]

~ I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.




:lol: :rofl3: :lol:

[Clark Kent]

Saw this on another board....hilarious. :lol:

~ We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

~ The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

~ I find your lack of pants disturbing.

~ These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

~ Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

~ General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

~ I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

~ TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

~ Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

~ You are unwise to lower your pants.

~ She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

~ Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

~ You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

~ Luke... Help me remove these pants.

~ Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

~ That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

~ A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

~ Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

~ Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

~ Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!

~ Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

:rofl3:

Haha that was great.

[WharfRat]

~ That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!




:escape:

[ih8brady]

"That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!"


HAHAHAHA

I wonder if all movie quotes would be funnier by subsituting one word.

[Dolfan5000]

Hahaha, wow, someone's got a lot of time on their hands. ;)

[d-day]

:chuckle: Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

[Noodle Arm]

I bet they could have a field day with the dialogue in the prequel trilogy

[Prime Time]

Although funny, you could do this with almost any movie...

[HansMojo]

Oh man, that was the hardest I've laughed all week.

[Buddwalk]

good stuff pagan :lol:

[Blitz]

:lol:

Brilliant

"~ These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it."

[d-day]

Although funny, you could do this with almost any movie...

lets see...

Henry Hill (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.): All they got from Paulie was pants from other guys looking to rip them off.


Henry Hill (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.): [narrating] And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:
Jimmy Two Times (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.): I'm gonna go get the pants, get the pants.


Tommy DeVito (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.): What the **** are you doing? You're hanging around my ****in' pants like a vulture, like impending death.


Tommy DeVito (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.): He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go **** your pants." then he said, "What do you want to tell me now, tough guy?" I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here, I thought I told you to go **** your pants."

...yup i guess you can ;)

[d-day]

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the pants.