BennyVW
12-14-2005, 09:58 AM
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Having recently held investigations into steroids and college football’s BCS system, it was announced today that the U.S. Congress will again be intervening in the sports world to investigate the ruling on the field that it was a fumble.
Cliff Stearns (R-Fla.), the chairman of the House Subcommittee on Commerce Trade and Consumer Protections, told the press this morning that the investigation will focus on Sunday’s Dolphins-Chargers game, in which a fumble by Miami running back Ronnie Brown at the goal line was challenged by the Dolphins and upheld upon review.
Rep. Stearns, a lifelong Dolphins fan, said he was watching Sunday’s game on television and became incensed when Brown coughed the ball up.
“We were about to put the game away and take a 13-point lead and then Brown goes and fumbles. It really pissed me off,” said Rep. Stearns. “And then they show the replay and it looks, to me at least, that he didn’t even fumble. So why would the officials say it was a fumble? It was right then that I thought: ‘Hey, I’m a powerful Congressman. Since I don’t have much else better to do, I can pull these refs before Congress and make them answer for their decision. And that’s what I plan to do.”
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Now this is called Satire. It is sometimes Funny. It's even funnier when people dont realize it's not real. So who is going to be the first one to believe this?
Having recently held investigations into steroids and college football’s BCS system, it was announced today that the U.S. Congress will again be intervening in the sports world to investigate the ruling on the field that it was a fumble.
Cliff Stearns (R-Fla.), the chairman of the House Subcommittee on Commerce Trade and Consumer Protections, told the press this morning that the investigation will focus on Sunday’s Dolphins-Chargers game, in which a fumble by Miami running back Ronnie Brown at the goal line was challenged by the Dolphins and upheld upon review.
Rep. Stearns, a lifelong Dolphins fan, said he was watching Sunday’s game on television and became incensed when Brown coughed the ball up.
“We were about to put the game away and take a 13-point lead and then Brown goes and fumbles. It really pissed me off,” said Rep. Stearns. “And then they show the replay and it looks, to me at least, that he didn’t even fumble. So why would the officials say it was a fumble? It was right then that I thought: ‘Hey, I’m a powerful Congressman. Since I don’t have much else better to do, I can pull these refs before Congress and make them answer for their decision. And that’s what I plan to do.”
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Now this is called Satire. It is sometimes Funny. It's even funnier when people dont realize it's not real. So who is going to be the first one to believe this?