thejetssuck
10-26-2006, 12:17 AM
Considering how glum everyone around here has been, i thought I'd cheer us up with this forward i got today.:lol:
Terror Alert in Davie :
Davie , (FL)--Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
I know it's a little mean, and I DO love my fins!! But I couldn't resist. I mean if you can't laugh at yourself, who can ya laugh at.
Terror Alert in Davie :
Davie , (FL)--Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
I know it's a little mean, and I DO love my fins!! But I couldn't resist. I mean if you can't laugh at yourself, who can ya laugh at.