finsrclowns
01-05-2007, 03:28 PM
Here's the secret never before revealed details of how it happened:
Saban: We need to decide between Brees and Dunsay. What do you think?
Krusty the Scout: I'd have to go with Dunsay myself, he's a known quantity.
Saban: Lay it out for me.
Krusty: Well a high percentage of Dunsay's fumbles have been recovered by his own team.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: Hard to say. He hasn't fumbled enough to give a fair sample on that issue.
Saban: What else?
Krusty: Dunsay likes the long ball so a lot of his pics are like punts.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: He hasn't thrown enough pics to make much of a case either way.
Saban: Anthing else?
Krusty: Dunsay is lethal throwing to Randy Moss.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: He's never even completed a pass to Randy Moss.
Saban: How about health issues?
Krusty: Well Dunsay's knee is hamburger, but he doesn't throw with his knee. His arm's fine.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: Last we checked Brees could barely lift his arm, never mind throw.
Saban: Hmm.....What about compensation?
Krusty: Well Dunsay hasn't mentioned his contract being redone in almost 5 minutes.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: He's demanding a new deal right now. But to be fair, the Vikes are demanding a 2nd round pick for Dunsay- there's no pick required for Brees.
Saban: The pick doesn't matter, Mueller would just blow it anyway. It looks like a slam dunk to me- Dunsay's our man.
Krusty: Totally agree. Whoever's stupid enough to sign Brees is going to get that coach fired.
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Saban: We need to decide between Brees and Dunsay. What do you think?
Krusty the Scout: I'd have to go with Dunsay myself, he's a known quantity.
Saban: Lay it out for me.
Krusty: Well a high percentage of Dunsay's fumbles have been recovered by his own team.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: Hard to say. He hasn't fumbled enough to give a fair sample on that issue.
Saban: What else?
Krusty: Dunsay likes the long ball so a lot of his pics are like punts.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: He hasn't thrown enough pics to make much of a case either way.
Saban: Anthing else?
Krusty: Dunsay is lethal throwing to Randy Moss.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: He's never even completed a pass to Randy Moss.
Saban: How about health issues?
Krusty: Well Dunsay's knee is hamburger, but he doesn't throw with his knee. His arm's fine.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: Last we checked Brees could barely lift his arm, never mind throw.
Saban: Hmm.....What about compensation?
Krusty: Well Dunsay hasn't mentioned his contract being redone in almost 5 minutes.
Saban: And Brees?
Krusty: He's demanding a new deal right now. But to be fair, the Vikes are demanding a 2nd round pick for Dunsay- there's no pick required for Brees.
Saban: The pick doesn't matter, Mueller would just blow it anyway. It looks like a slam dunk to me- Dunsay's our man.
Krusty: Totally agree. Whoever's stupid enough to sign Brees is going to get that coach fired.
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