Capt. Dick
06-13-2003, 01:03 PM
>A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles, and as he reaches
>downtown,
>he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is blocking up
>five
>different freeways and sending lines of cars back for miles in all
>directions.
>After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down the freeway,
>stopping and talking to people through their car windows.
>
>When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and says, "Hey! What's
>causing
>all this delay?"
>
>The guy on the freeways says, "Well, you're not going to believe this, but
>OJ
>Simpson has sat down in the middle of the freeway intersection up there,
>and
>he's totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can ever pay the $35
>million he owes the Goldmans and the Browns, and so he's threatened to
>douse
>himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if people don't give enough
>money
>sufficient to cover the cost of the judgment. So I've taken up a collection
>to
>try to end the traffic jam."
>
>"How much have you gotten so far."
>
>"About five gallons."
>
>
>downtown,
>he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is blocking up
>five
>different freeways and sending lines of cars back for miles in all
>directions.
>After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down the freeway,
>stopping and talking to people through their car windows.
>
>When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and says, "Hey! What's
>causing
>all this delay?"
>
>The guy on the freeways says, "Well, you're not going to believe this, but
>OJ
>Simpson has sat down in the middle of the freeway intersection up there,
>and
>he's totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can ever pay the $35
>million he owes the Goldmans and the Browns, and so he's threatened to
>douse
>himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if people don't give enough
>money
>sufficient to cover the cost of the judgment. So I've taken up a collection
>to
>try to end the traffic jam."
>
>"How much have you gotten so far."
>
>"About five gallons."
>
>