Bad Joke

[Champ]

Someone e-mailed this to me........please don't spam it......

A guy walks into a bar wearing a Miami Dolphin jersey,
carrying a cat that also has a Dolphin jersey on and
a little Dolphin helmet on his head, too.

The guy says to the bartender,
"Can my cat and I watch the Dolphin game here?
My TV is broke and my cat and I
always watch the game together".

The bartender replies,
"Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar,
but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat
can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble
with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game.
Pretty soon the Dolphin's kick a field goal and the excited cat
jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar
and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says,
"Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guys answers,
"I don't know, I've only had him for 2 years.

[CitizenSnips]

change "what does he do for a touchdown?" "to what does he do after a win?"

cause all things considered, we found ways to score this season. We just couldnt win.

[Funkymonks]

If i wasn't a dolphins fan, that would be freaking hillarious. However, seeing as i am, this is horribly and sadly too true. Why can't we win?

[WISfinfan13]

Change the word Dolphins throughout the article to "Bills" or "Jets".

[miami234ever]

Actually pretty funny.

[spydertl79]

That joke is recycle a lot about different sports. I heard it back in the dale earnhardt days.

[ih8brady]

That joke is recycle a lot about different sports. I heard it back in the dale earnhardt days.


What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall! :hi5: :) :wink:

[COMEBACKRICKY]

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall! :hi5: :) :wink:

im trying really hard not to laugh right now, thats messed up man!!

[Blackocrates]

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall! :hi5: :) :wink:

Ouch! Can't say it's too soon though, I heard Anna Nicole Smith jokes before rigamortis set in.

Is it okay if after I laugh I feel a little guilty for doing so? I figure that balances it out.

[m i n o]

Someone e-mailed this to me........please don't spam it......

A guy walks into a bar wearing a Miami Dolphin jersey,
carrying a cat that also has a Dolphin jersey on and
a little Dolphin helmet on his head, too.

The guy says to the bartender,
"Can my cat and I watch the Dolphin game here?
My TV is broke and my cat and I
always watch the game together".

The bartender replies,
"Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar,
but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat
can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble
with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game.
Pretty soon the Dolphin's kick a field goal and the excited cat
jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar
and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says,
"Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guys answers,
"I don't know, I've only had him for 2 years.
ha..i used to use a joke similar to that for the lsu tigers cept it was a weiner dog doing cartwheels after a feildgoal. and now lsu is good so it's becoming a saints joke.