Pass from Marino

[ThunderDan13]

Has anyone seen that episode of Family Guy where Peter makes his son Chris pretend to be terminally ill to get a wish from the Make-a-Wish foundation?

I think I'm going to do that and ask to have Dan Marino throw me a pass.

It'll grip the nation, it'll make headlines. Then I'll be found out and I'll be the scum of the universe. However, after I will sell my story and make enough money to afford Sunday Ticket so I don't have to see people anymore.

::sigh:: dreams...

[Bumpus]

Ya' know...

Some of us like celebrating with like-minded individuals while viewing the games.

[Bumpus]

If there are no Dolphins fans where you live, then at least you'll have the luxury of chuckling heartily at the simple *******s that can't see what is so clear to us!