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CalDolFan10x14
03-28-2009, 03:51 AM
OTTAWA — Television pitchman Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow Guy who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers, was arrested at a swank Miami hotel last month after a violent confrontation with a prostitute, according to a post Friday on the website The Smoking Gun (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

Shlomi, 44, and Sasha Harris, 26, were both arrested, according to police reports.


Sham-Whaaaaaa (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

I guess she didn't love his nuts. :lol:
CedarPhin
03-28-2009, 04:00 AM
Let's see if he can talk his way out of this.

Maybe he can put up a few "Shamwows" for his bail.
Possum
03-28-2009, 04:02 AM
Sham-Whaaaaaa (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

I guess she didn't love his nuts. :lol:
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
CalDolFan10x14
03-28-2009, 04:15 AM
A hilarious parody/remix of Vince's shamwow commercial :lol:

Vince doesn't do his business in the washing machine. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)
Dolpfan_72
03-28-2009, 04:30 AM
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ARE YOU FOLLOWIN' ME CAMERA GUY?
Possum
03-28-2009, 04:32 AM
Why does all the good stuff always happen in florida?
CedarPhin
03-28-2009, 04:37 AM
We've got our fair share of good stuff that happens out here too.
Dolpfan_72
03-28-2009, 04:42 AM
Remix of my last post:

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CedarPhin
03-28-2009, 04:44 AM
He looks like **** doesn't he? I guess all the coke wore him out.
Dolpfan_72
03-28-2009, 04:57 AM
Poor Vince. Somehow I have a feeling Billy Mays is behind all this...
Possum
03-28-2009, 04:59 AM
We've got our fair share of good stuff that happens out here too.
Nothin can top FLA. In all aspects.
CedarPhin
03-28-2009, 05:00 AM
Poor Vince. Somehow I have a feeling Billy Mays is behind all this...
You got arrested! But wait there's MORE! It's with a hooker!
CalDolFan10x14
03-28-2009, 05:03 AM
Poor Vince. Somehow I have a feeling Billy Mays is behind all this...

Maybe the lady though she was biting into one of Billy Mays' Big City Sliders! :lol:

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CalDolFan10x14
03-28-2009, 05:08 AM
You got arrested! But wait there's MORE! It's with a hooker!

TELL HER BILLY SENT YA'!
Bumpus
03-28-2009, 06:51 AM
:lol:
WVDolphan
03-28-2009, 11:43 AM
He mustve told her stop having a boring poontang, stop having a boring life. And then it was on.
Tetragrammaton
03-28-2009, 12:17 PM
Wow, I didn't realize he was so old.

A man in his forties should not be spiking his hair.
ih8brady
03-28-2009, 12:22 PM
Not a smart shopper, she's not worth a G.
PhinzN703
03-28-2009, 05:08 PM
They didn't let him keep his headset in lockdown. Such a shame
Noodle Arm
03-28-2009, 09:25 PM
Sham-POW....right in the kisser.

Wonder if he used the Shamwow to clean up the blood. It's super absorbent! You know it's good, the Germans made it!
Nublar7
03-28-2009, 09:44 PM
Noooooo, not the slap chop guy! :lol:
Finfang
03-28-2009, 10:00 PM
Wow, I didn't realize he was so old.

A man in his forties should not be spiking his hair.

That's ridiculous!

I'm in my forties and I spike my hair.

Rules for hair. :crazy:
JimToss
03-29-2009, 01:12 AM
This woman should be hailed as a hero. If she would have successfully bit his tongue off, the world would never have to deal with another of his commercials again.

Her reward: 2 shamwows, and if she accepts within the next ten minutes (because we can't do this all day) we'll throw in the Slap-chop. Sorry no Snuggies included.
BigJP
03-29-2009, 01:35 AM
I was about to say he doesn't look 44 then I saw the mugshot and he looks every bit of 44, thats what good coke and bad hookers do to ya LOL!!
ih8brady
03-29-2009, 01:18 PM
Wow, I didn't realize he was so old.

A man in his forties should not be spiking his hair.


lol. There needs to be a FinHeaven philosophy or guide book featuring the best tidbits, including this gem.:up:
Finfang
03-29-2009, 01:36 PM
lol. There needs to be a FinHeaven philosophy or guide book featuring the best tidbits, including this gem.:up:

:diaf:
ih8brady
03-29-2009, 02:26 PM
:diaf:


So says the 44 yo w/ spiky hair :foundout:
Tetragrammaton
03-29-2009, 02:40 PM
lol. There needs to be a FinHeaven philosophy or guide book featuring the best tidbits, including this gem.:up:

My rule is at 25 you have to stop the madness, but I guess it can extend for a few years for entertainers, Finheaven staff, and infomercial salesmen.
Finfang
03-29-2009, 02:43 PM
So says the 44 yo w/ spiky hair :foundout:

Well since you seem to know everything please explain to me exactly how a guy in his 40's should wear his hair.

I would guess you would think 40 year olds are too old to have fun or even be alive. :rolleyes:
dreday
03-29-2009, 03:50 PM
Why would he tongue kiss a hooker? Something doesn’t sound right, I saw "Pretty Woman and hookers don’t kiss....

Most hookers don't kiss so maybe when he went to kiss her she bit him??????????Just a thought...

I see some one has been moonlighting to supplement her income…Just out of curiousness, what’s the going rate for a simple BJ?

How much you wanna bet sham wow sales go up now????
JCane
03-31-2009, 12:14 AM
When he kissed the 26-year-old, she unexpectedly bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go, the report says.

Wow.

:lol:

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JCane
03-31-2009, 12:34 AM
Damn. Can't believe this thread was started already! How did I miss it!
ih8brady
03-31-2009, 09:11 AM
Well since you seem to know everything please explain to me exactly how a guy in his 40's should wear his hair.

I would guess you would think 40 year olds are too old to have fun or even be alive. :rolleyes:


Shave it off, balid is beautiful ;)
BobDole
03-31-2009, 10:15 PM
Remix of my last post:

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that one puts nick nolte's to shame. i used hate that guy. now ... not so much.
Vaark
04-01-2009, 11:41 AM
"Vince, you need to cum in the next 20 minutes; cause we can't do this all day."


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CalDolFan10x14
04-01-2009, 01:07 PM
"Vince, you need to cum in the next 20 minutes; cause we can't do this all day."



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"Don't you love MY nuts Vince?"