finner
05-01-2009, 04:23 PM
Here’s a quick summary of some of our draft (more in depth anal electrolysis is requested):
The balls:
Davis is great. Likes a blanket. Warm weather player. Likes girls. Sticky hands with sharp nails. Punctures football on contact. He's great at chess. Smart for a dumb guy. Runs with two feet. Likes cheeseburgers. No fries. Will eat sashimi if cooked. Not fast in the water. Could be a great land Dolphin. Studies Darwin’s theory of football.
Pat White rules. Way cool fast slippery with an arm and two legs. Will add ballistic missile to attack. Likes dogs. Runs like a scared deer. Good eyes. Can read a play book. Patterns game after Mickey Mouse. Once threw a football through a window. So fast he shatters glass. Sonic boom with parachute landing. Burns Astroturf in the oven.
John Nalbone. A dude’s dude. Likes frog legs. Eats them raw. Once caught a football with his ear. Large ears with fingers. Like Fries. No cheeseburgers. 6-5 250. Sits lower. Runs like an Italian on fire. Father was a fireman. Good family. Bad relatives. Extorted the neighbors cat for supposed dog food debt. Italian shoes. Likes thick girls.
Brian Hartline. Head banger with mother Teresa genes. Will pray after catch. Carries a beanie at all times. Fast for a Mormon. Arbitrage specialist. Inverts picks into receptions. Larger than average big toes. Sturdy dancer. Doesn’t bath before games. Dirty player. Will cause blood from opposition. Special teams maven with brass knuckles and steel balls.
The balls:
Davis is great. Likes a blanket. Warm weather player. Likes girls. Sticky hands with sharp nails. Punctures football on contact. He's great at chess. Smart for a dumb guy. Runs with two feet. Likes cheeseburgers. No fries. Will eat sashimi if cooked. Not fast in the water. Could be a great land Dolphin. Studies Darwin’s theory of football.
Pat White rules. Way cool fast slippery with an arm and two legs. Will add ballistic missile to attack. Likes dogs. Runs like a scared deer. Good eyes. Can read a play book. Patterns game after Mickey Mouse. Once threw a football through a window. So fast he shatters glass. Sonic boom with parachute landing. Burns Astroturf in the oven.
John Nalbone. A dude’s dude. Likes frog legs. Eats them raw. Once caught a football with his ear. Large ears with fingers. Like Fries. No cheeseburgers. 6-5 250. Sits lower. Runs like an Italian on fire. Father was a fireman. Good family. Bad relatives. Extorted the neighbors cat for supposed dog food debt. Italian shoes. Likes thick girls.
Brian Hartline. Head banger with mother Teresa genes. Will pray after catch. Carries a beanie at all times. Fast for a Mormon. Arbitrage specialist. Inverts picks into receptions. Larger than average big toes. Sturdy dancer. Doesn’t bath before games. Dirty player. Will cause blood from opposition. Special teams maven with brass knuckles and steel balls.