Woman Bites Off Lovers Junk In Car Crash

[dreday]

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

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[PhinzN703]

:oops:

[CedarPhin]

I wonder how he'll explain that one to the wife.

[BAMAPHIN 22]

Well I guess that will her last "blow & Job" :D

[ih8brady]

He disagreed with something that ate him.

[FinFrenzy]

I wonder how he'll explain that one to the wife.

Or the secretary to her husband :rimshot:

Honey I swear, it flew off him and landed in my mouth...........:hump:

[Arsenal WV]

Sounds like she's a chip off the 'ole block

[d-day]

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

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it came and went at the same time

[Dolfan3773]

Damn...thats some crazy stuff...sucks to be both of them especially him..ouch

[Bumpus]

Somewhere, Lorena Bobbit is pissed.

LB: "All I had to do was pay someone to hit the car while I was ..." :lol:

[GoonBoss]

Sin Chew Daily

No ****, right?

[CalDolFan10x14]

Wang Chop Chuey

[CedarPhin]

Wan Wang Gone

[1 dol fan]

I love the plethora of jokes available for this... because of this plethora... I will not be using one but simply watch from the sidelines.