Woman on tracks to 'clear her mind' hit by train

[d-day]

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Birmingham police said a 22-year-old woman has suffered a broken leg after being hit by a train. Officer Lawrence Billups said the woman told police she was lying on the tracks "to clear her mind" when the train approached around 7 a.m. Sunday.

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must have been a blonde - she was lying on the tracks the wrong way

[JCane]

How are you lying on the tracks and all of a sudden *BOOM* there's a train. Didn't she hear it coming? Yeah, 10MPH...but still...this is a train...

[Possum]

How are you lying on the tracks and all of a sudden *BOOM* there's a train. Didn't she hear it coming? Yeah, 10MPH...but still...this is a train...
you have to watch out for those pesky trains they just jump right out and bite you sometimes.

[canesandbhoys]

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Sneaky Train can wait...

[tylerdolphin]

Her mind is completely cleared now

EDIT: I guess not. I just reread this and realized shes still alive lol

[BobDole]

she got hit by a train and only got a broken leg? with luck like that you're allowed to be stupid.

[X-Pacolypse]

While trying to "clear her mind" she just got plain "cleared."

[GoonBoss]

Man, the jokes just write themselves.

[ih8brady]

Never saw it coming...

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The restrain train!