Drunk at the bar on x-mas!

[Bumpus]

Gotta love tradition!

Who's with me tonight?

[BobDole]

i got uncomfortably full and passed out at like 8:30. even had to pass on the annual titty bar christmas trip. i'm gonna do it right tonight, though. have an IB reunion tonight (stupid program i did in high school) and i'm gonna bring my hot asian friend with me - get her really drunk and make her use a horrendously stereotypical accent - as my +1 and tell everyone she's my mail order thai ladyboy. it should go well.

[Tetragrammaton]

I went to the bar to get drunk, but I failed. I got buzzed and sent passive aggressive texts to a girl I slept with two months ago until she kindly asked me to stop.