Vaark
03-09-2010, 07:54 PM
Yes, finally, it's time for the men's version of Valentines Days: "Steak and ******* Day" so start getting your women primed, ready and anxious to serve it all up in appreciation for the privilege of calling you theirs! Filet and fellatio, what could be better?
Oh, and then don't 4get to thank me on Monday:3w:
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and ******* Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a *******. Not necessarily in that order.
A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and ******* Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy *******, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.
Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and ******* Day.
Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy *******!
Tom: Nice!
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Oh, and then don't 4get to thank me on Monday:3w:
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and ******* Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a *******. Not necessarily in that order.
A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and ******* Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy *******, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.
Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and ******* Day.
Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy *******!
Tom: Nice!
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