DKphin
03-10-2011, 06:30 PM
Former Dolphin quarterback Pat White wasted no time after hanging up his baseball cleats this week, immediately notifying Pat Riley about his availability. Thursday morning the struggling Heat received “game footage” of White, though a closer look revealed that the recording was made at the William Jennings Bryan Elementary School playground in North Miami, that the goals were seven feet high, and White was playing against two female fourth-graders, one with a broken foot.
“I can make it happen for the Heat,” White explained, peeking through the windows at team headquarters. “I can duplicate my West Virginia success in any sport, at any time, anywhere,” he said, before accidentally banging against the glass and falling unconscious to the cement.
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“I can make it happen for the Heat,” White explained, peeking through the windows at team headquarters. “I can duplicate my West Virginia success in any sport, at any time, anywhere,” he said, before accidentally banging against the glass and falling unconscious to the cement.
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