Bobby Humphrey
05-18-2011, 02:54 PM
I am 14 years old and was at school all day. Then this d*ck of a History teacher I got gives me after-school detention for no reason. I was like … what the heck …. What a douche bag …….. So I am sitting in detention and come up with a plan. I saw this movie once where this high school kid ordered a pizza to be delivered to his high school class. But the teacher obviously wouldn’t’t let him eat it and actually ate the pizza right in front of him.
So I call up my buddy who works for Dominos to put on his Domino shirt and he brings a pizza to school. I met him in the bathroom. My buddy opens up the pizza box and we both wack off and put our man juice all over the pizza. Then I head back to the classroom.
My buddy starts walking down the hall as if he was delivering the pizza and our plan works out great. He is stopped by school staff and questioned on what is going on. My buddy says that he had an order to deliver the pizza to me in detention. Obviously the teachers wouldn’t allow me to have a pizza in detention, so they buy it.
So I am thinking they will take it to the staff room and eat the pizza in private while my DNA penetrates the staff internally. But to my delight the teachers try to teach me a lesson. They actually go out of their way and try to mock me by eating the pizza right in front of me. It was so hilarious to see how they thought they were being so smart …… while unknowingly placing my man potion into their mouths. This one History teacher dude was like licking his lips enjoying the moment so much. He had such a look of satisfaction on his face …… man …… if he only knew what he was eating ………..
Then to top off a pretty good day that night my buddy and I took the money the teachers gave him for the pizza and scored a bag of weed.
Good times. Good times.
So I call up my buddy who works for Dominos to put on his Domino shirt and he brings a pizza to school. I met him in the bathroom. My buddy opens up the pizza box and we both wack off and put our man juice all over the pizza. Then I head back to the classroom.
My buddy starts walking down the hall as if he was delivering the pizza and our plan works out great. He is stopped by school staff and questioned on what is going on. My buddy says that he had an order to deliver the pizza to me in detention. Obviously the teachers wouldn’t allow me to have a pizza in detention, so they buy it.
So I am thinking they will take it to the staff room and eat the pizza in private while my DNA penetrates the staff internally. But to my delight the teachers try to teach me a lesson. They actually go out of their way and try to mock me by eating the pizza right in front of me. It was so hilarious to see how they thought they were being so smart …… while unknowingly placing my man potion into their mouths. This one History teacher dude was like licking his lips enjoying the moment so much. He had such a look of satisfaction on his face …… man …… if he only knew what he was eating ………..
Then to top off a pretty good day that night my buddy and I took the money the teachers gave him for the pizza and scored a bag of weed.
Good times. Good times.