Post the top 3 women you would "wife" right now

[Arsenal WV]

"wife" is pretty obvious, you would drop everything and marry her that same day. They can be famous, not very well known. Only ONE rule. Kanye West will not be an option (JCane). Married guys, you can do this too. Begin!



Natalie Portman

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Maria Sharapova

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Rachel Bilson "The OC"


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[DisturbedShifty]

In no real order:

Julia Stiles
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Emma Stone
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Mila Kunis
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Call me strange or weird. But I like a more "down to Earth" looking girl as opposed to the "super model" girl.

[PhinzN703]

Katy Perry

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Alice Eve

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Alana De La Garza

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[Tunaphish429]

Angie Varona....Thanks for Introducing us JCane..Your too kind.

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Marisa Tomei- I got a thing for older women.


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[WeVie]

I would marry almost any chick that will be posted here. For the most part they will be smoking hot, and pretty rich as well.

[Vaark]

my top 4

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[Bumpus]

None. This cat ain't gettin tied down. :up:


... Now, when we get to the smash thread - that'll be a different story. :lol:

[Tunaphish429]

my top 4

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I dont know whats worse? The fact that she banged Billy Bob or her Brother?

No way dude.

[WeVie]

I wouldn't care if she banged her own dad or even an anteater. I would still hit it.

[JCane]

Jessica Hamby

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Rachel Nichols

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Scarlett Pain

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[WeVie]

OK. Fine. I'll play along too.

I don't know what it is about Drew but I have always had a mad crush on her. She seems more like an average chick
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Between those boobs, that body, her voice, and the face, how could you go wrong with Sofia Vergara?
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I pretty much did drop everything and marry this one although it was not the same day. I would to it again too.

[Vaark]

I dont know whats worse? The fact that she banged Billy Bob or her Brother?

No way dude.

That's ****ing blasphemous!!!

So do you interrogate all your prospective spouses regarding their past sex partners insisting on bios and photos? If that was a requirement, most men would remain single, believe me.
... or is it that you don't think her bro is hot enough for you?

Sorry, but one of the most gorgeous, sexiestl women in the world who's successful at her craft, earns more than most of her peers, is socially conscious putting her time and money where her mouth is, no doubt is uninhibitedly crazy as hell in bed and who's capable of hooking you up in a 3way including one of her GFs is a slam dunk to me :idk:

[Vaark]

OK. Fine. I'll play along too.

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I pretty much did drop everything and marry this one although it was not the same day. I would to it again too.

You married up, fortuitiously catching her at a time before she realized she was slumming eh?

[CedarPhin]

Eliza Dushku
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Danica McKeller (Winnie from "The Wonder Years" all grown up)
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Irina Shayk
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[Tunaphish429]

That's ****ing blasphemous!!!

So do you interrogate all your prospective spouses regarding their past sex partners insisting on bios and photos? If that was a requirement, most men would remain single, believe me.
... or is it that you don't think her bro is hot enough for you?

Sorry, but one of the most gorgeous, sexiestl women in the world who's successful at her craft, earns more than most of her peers, is socially conscious putting her time and money where her mouth is, no doubt is uninhibitedly crazy as hell in bed and who's capable of hooking you up in a 3way including one of her GFs is a slam dunk to me :idk:

Sorry Vaark, to each their own.. I gotta say no thanks on Jolie. The brother thing just freaks me out....and ignorance is bliss when it comes to that kind of stuff..Had she not stuck her tongue down her brothers throat on National TV I would have never known.. But in my book she is disqualified....

[Arsenal WV]

PhinzN703,

Well done for choosing Alice Eve. She would be my #4. I love her.

[Valandui]

Kristen Bell

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Odette Annable

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Amanda Bynes

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[Valandui]

I'd also have to go with Phinz's choice of Alana de la Garza. She is ridiculous.

[Locke]

Kate Beckinsale

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Mila Kunis - although someone already beat me to her

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Mindy White - I love a girl who can sing, and her voice is so damn sexy

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[Locke]

Of course, my wife would be number one. Celebrated our one year anniversary yesterday actually...

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[PhinzN703]

I'd also have to go with Phinz's choice of Alana de la Garza. She is ridiculous.

She can read me my rights any day of the week

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PhinzN703,

Well done for choosing Alice Eve. She would be my #4. I love her.

I'd have a Top 100 list if I could think of all the chicks I'd love to get with

[PhinzN703]

I'll give you three more:

Diane Lane

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Sarah Chalke

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Julie Bowen

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[Arsenal WV]

She can read me my rights any day of the week

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I'd have a Top 100 list if I could think of all the chicks I'd love to get with

True. But "get with" and "wife" are two different things.

[Valandui]

Of course, my wife would be number one. Celebrated our one year anniversary yesterday actually...

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Congratulations, man.

[Arsenal WV]

I'll give 3 more too


Kristen Cavallari

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Hayden panettiere


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Carrie Underwood (I would seriously do horrible, awful, unspeakable things to her snatch).

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[tylerdolphin]

Kate Beckinsale:

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Angie:

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Whoever the **** this girl is:

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And Lockes wife. (Im joking. I think. The Jack Daniels shirt sealed it.)

[Arsenal WV]

I'm not attracted to that ginger, like, at all.

[tylerdolphin]

I'm not attracted to that ginger, like, at all.

Jesus man, look at her eyes.

[Arsenal WV]

I'm sorry, I'm kinda distracted by the maple leafs on her arm and the zombie on her ****ing thigh.

[Valandui]

We're doing more? Ok.

Elisha Cuthbert

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Lacey Chabert

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Raquel Alessi

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[Locke]

Kate Beckinsale:

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Angie:

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Whoever the **** this girl is:

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And Lockes wife. (Im joking. I think. The Jack Daniels shirt sealed it.)

:lol:

I'll take it as a compliment.

You and I have the same taste in women. That tatted up Ginger is seriously smoking hot. I'm a sucker for red heads though...

[Valandui]

:lol:

I'll take it as a compliment.

You and I have the same taste in women. That tatted up Ginger is seriously smoking hot. I'm a sucker for red heads though...
I completely agree. Hot redheads are few and far between, but the ones that are are usually ridiculous.

[PhinzN703]

True. But "get with" and "wife" are two different things.

Understood yet any broad I'd post in here I'd both do and marry

[Arsenal WV]

lol

good call. Same here, minus the ginger.

[Locke]

I completely agree. Hot redheads are few and far between, but the ones that are are usually ridiculous.

Agreed completely. Plus I love tattooed chicks. Hot redheads with good tattoos are pretty much my kryptonite. I had no plans on ever getting married until I met one...

[PhinzN703]

Agreed completely. Plus I love tattooed chicks. Hot redheads with good tattoos are pretty much my kryptonite. I had no plans on ever getting married until I met one...

I completely dig red heads too probably b/c they're the rarity out of all chicks. Plus you always wonder if the carpet matches the drapes :d-day:

[Bumpus]

Elsie Reynolds:

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Claire Prunechin:

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102-year-old owner of a nationwide chain of liquor stores. No living relatives. Her doctor gave her 6 months to live in Dec. Net worth - $2.65 Billion





Jane "Black Widow" Yougottabefuggingkiddingmewiththatmouth:

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56-year-old Hatian Voodoo priestess. Convicted mass murderer and extortionist. Currently serving 114 life sentences in a maximum security prison being guarded by GoonBoss. No living relatives. Estate net worth - $1.9 Billion

[Locke]

Elsie Reynolds:

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Claire Prunechin:

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102-year-old owner of a nationwide chain of liquor stores. No living relatives. Her doctor gave her 6 months to live in Dec. Net worth - $2.65 Billion





Jane "Black Widow" Yougottabefuggingkiddingmewiththatmouth:

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:lol:

[Bumpus]

I win. :lol:



BTW ... Damn, Locke! Good for you, bro. Not sure if I'd post pics of her with this crew of knuckle shufflers, though. :lol:

[Phinatic8u]

I win. :lol:



BTW ... Damn, Locke! Good for you, bro. Not sure if I'd post pics of her with this crew of knuckle shufflers, though. :lol:

I say post more, what are we gonna do? steal her and run a train?

:lol:

[WeVie]

You married up, fortuitiously catching her at a time before she realized she was slumming eh?

I don't know Vaark. I am a pretty good catch. I say she is the one that married up.

[WeVie]

I say post more, what are we gonna do? steal her and run a train?

:lol:

I agree. Show us more. She is hot! Congrats!

[WeVie]

Eliza Dushku
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Danica McKeller (Winnie from "The Wonder Years" all grown up)
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Irina Shayk
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These are some great choices. Winne Cooper for sure!! that bi*ch broke my heard every time she did it to Kevin. I felt his pain.

[Locke]

Since we're adding more...

Evangeline Lilly

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Zooey Deschanel

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Evan Rachel Wood

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[PhinzN703]

Brie Larson

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[Valandui]

Gemma Arterton

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[Arsenal WV]

Reese Witherspoon


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[WeVie]

Reese Witherspoon


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Good Call.

[WeVie]

How about the richest woman on the planet, I think

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[Bumpus]

How about the richest woman on the planet, I think

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Yeah, but she's not dying soon. :lol:


You'd end up married to this for years:
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[BAMAPHIN 22]

Jessica Alba
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Halle Berry
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Sanaa Lathan
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[Locke]

I would have never guess Bama has jungle fever...

[PhinsPhan11]

Of course, my wife would be number one. Celebrated our one year anniversary yesterday actually...

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Congrats man.

[PhinsPhan11]

Elsie Reynolds:

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Claire Prunechin:

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Jane "Black Widow" Yougottabefuggingkiddingmewiththatmouth:

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:lol2:

[X-Pacolypse]

This cheerleader:

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Or, this cheerleader.

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Stacy Keibler (a former cheerleader)

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Yes, I love me some cheerleaders.

[CedarPhin]

Rashida Jones
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[HurriPhin]

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[Arsenal WV]

Please don't take this the wrong way, or think less of me but....

Your wife is hot.

[Bumpus]

Please don't take this the wrong way, or think less of me but....

Your wife is hot.

Scorching hot!


Like I said earlier, Locke is a lucky man. :up:

[Arsenal WV]

That's not Locke.

That's HurriPhin.

And if his wife were a president, she would be baberham lincoln.

[Bumpus]

That's not Locke.

That's HurriPhin.

And if his wife were a president, she would be baberham lincoln.

:lol: HurriPhin's babe ain't exactly chopped liver either. :up:

[HurriPhin]

That's not Locke.

That's HurriPhin.

And if his wife were a president, she would be baberham lincoln.

:rimshot: :lol:

...and thank you.

[Valandui]

Laura Vandervoort

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[Valandui]

Also, whoever this chick in my sig is.

[Locke]

That's not Locke.

That's HurriPhin.

And if his wife were a president, she would be baberham lincoln.

I wish that was me. Dude looks like he came out of an ad in GQ magazine...

[Ohio Fanatic]

Scarlett Johansson

Kate Beckinsale

Penny Mathis - gotta have 1 with huge breasts

(sorry I'm at work, so uploading pics isn't possible).

[Valandui]

Ashley Greene

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[Arsenal WV]

Scarlett Johansson

Kate Beckinsale

Penny Mathis - gotta have 1 with huge breasts

(sorry I'm at work, so uploading pics isn't possible).

I got you son.



Kate Beckinsale

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Scarlett Johannson

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Penny Mathis

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[DisturbedShifty]

Ashley Greene is really hot with short hair.