Is your computer a male or a female?

[WeVie]

This is pretty cool. Try it out. My computer is a chick and she loves it when I stroke her "keys"

try it guys to know if ur computer is Male or Female

1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Hey baby. I want you to make love to me"
3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
4. Run the file

[Dolfan984]

Mine's a chick. Windows 7

[Phinatic8u]

Mine's a stupid incompetent *****.

:lol:

[Dolfan3773]

Mines not cooperating......

[Arsenal WV]

Mine told me if has the swine flu and it i keep getting on porn sites it will die.

[Dolfan3773]

Mine told me if has the swine flu and it i keep getting on porn sites it will die.

:sidelol:

I guess that's why mine didn't cooperate...the infestation of porn has over come it

[JC]

After I realized my computer was a female I put it in the kitchen, and won't take it out of the kitchen unless it turns this entire loaf of bread into delicious sandwiches, cut into fours, arranged around a pile of Lays potato chips.

[ROADRUNNER]

Mine must be female because it allway's gives me back chat.............

[PhinsPhan11]

Mine told me if has the swine flu and it i keep getting on porn sites it will die.
:lol:

[Bumpus]

Mine did this stupid snort/chuckle thing, and said it's name was Pat.


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