Daylight Saving(s) Time

[Kournikova]

Hi, everyone! Don't forget to set your clocks one hour ahead by 2:00AM early this Sunday Morning for Daylight Savings Time.

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[Vaark]

So this guy walks into a clock shop, goes right up to the counter, unzips and lays his penis on the counter in front of the clerk.

Clerk says: "Sir, I think you misunderstood, this is a clock shop, not a ****(cokk) shop!!!"

Guy thinks for a minute and replies: "Well if that's the case, can you put 2 hands on it?"

[DphinBillkiller]

I'm looking forward to the time change and having longer evenings.

[X-Pacolypse]

Unless you live in Arizona.

[Myles Fynch]

Just be careful at what hour you hire the hooker, or you'll get a different kind of screwing.

[PhinsPhan11]

Just be careful at what hour you hire the hooker, or you'll get a different kind of screwing.
That would be the worst.

[Bumpus]

Just be careful at what hour you hire the hooker, or you'll get a different kind of screwing.

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