Joke told to me by Sister Mary Elephant at Our Lady of Perpetual Motion, Buffalo

[BigDoug]

How many Miami Dolphins fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they live in eternal darkness

[Predaphin]

I dont know, but it only takes one to screw up the whole buffalo bills season.

[BigDoug]

One what?

[Predaphin]

One Miami Dolphin Player

[BigDoug]

What, you'd screw a lightbulb into a Miami Dolphin player?