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Old 04-19-2006, 09:24 PM   #1
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Fla. man arrested for posing as Doctor, giving fake door to door breasts exams...


he is 76, and apparently a spry old guy. two women fell for it.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0419062doc1.html
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:26 PM   #2
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:28 PM   #3
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he is 76, and apparently a spry old guy. two women fell for it.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0419062doc1.html

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Old 04-19-2006, 09:31 PM   #4
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Anyone dumb enough to fall for that deserves whatever they get.
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:16 PM   #7
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You've gotta admire a guy who wakes up one morning and decides to go door-to-door to grope boobies
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:36 PM   #8
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You've gotta admire a guy who wakes up one morning and decides to go door-to-door to grope boobies
I want that guy's picture to tack up in my office, to serve as my inspiration.

In the 30's, my great-grandfather in Cuba was on his deathbed; weak, could barely keep his eyes open, could go anytime, after all, he was in his late 90's by then. Or so we thought.

One morning, after a full night's rest apparently the old man had a surge of energy. When his nurse, a very attractive brunette, came in he appeared to be asleep. When she got close enough to him, he sprang up, grabbed her, pulled her to him, tore her uniform open and started biting (gumming) her breasts.

True story. He told my grandpa afterwards that he had been planning it since he saw that nurse.
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I want that guy's picture to tack up in my office, to serve as my inspiration.

In the 30's, my great-grandfather in Cuba was on his deathbed; weak, could barely keep his eyes open, could go anytime, after all, he was in his late 90's by then. Or so we thought.

One morning, after a full night's rest apparently the old man had a surge of energy. When his nurse, a very attractive brunette, came in he appeared to be asleep. When she got close enough to him, he sprang up, grabbed her, pulled her to him, tore her uniform open and started biting (gumming) her breasts.

True story. He told my grandpa afterwards that he had been planning it since he saw that nurse.
Bro, that is priceless !!!! Damn. Be proud to have been a grand-spawn of his loins
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I want that guy's picture to tack up in my office, to serve as my inspiration.

In the 30's, my great-grandfather in Cuba was on his deathbed; weak, could barely keep his eyes open, could go anytime, after all, he was in his late 90's by then. Or so we thought.

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True story. He told my grandpa afterwards that he had been planning it since he saw that nurse.
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That... Is... AWESOME!!!

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wow I hope im like this guy at 76 :yes:
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