RDS comments on unofficial dolfans retiring

[ih8brady]

Originally Posted by retired opfinistic

I will hook you up when the show comes to town old buddy. Backstage passes, round of golf with me, Shula, Marino, Hootie and Jim Carrey, dinner at the nearest Shula's Steakhouse and a ride home in my custom car.

Thanks for the invite old friend. It should be a blast

[ih8brady]

Originally Posted by retired opfinistic

Isn't there enough room here for two retired Dolfans? Can we not turn this into a pissing contest? I feel like, just because I don't have an ultra cool retiredopfinistic.com website that I am being cast aside like human refuse not worthy to share the same bandwidth as you.

Uh-oh! Does this mean that there is going to be a war between the two most important names in the history of Dolphins football? As a dolfan, I'm confused and conflicted What would Don Shula do?



Beware of Dolfan Stan's patented shield of defense:

[retired dolfan stan]

Originally Posted by retired opfinistic

Isn't there enough room here for two retired Dolfans? Can we not turn this into a pissing contest? I feel like, just because I don't have an ultra cool retiredopfinistic.com website that I am being cast aside like human refuse not worthy to share the same bandwidth as you.

were cool dolfan opie..

just didn't want dolfans to get the wrong impression on current, and past dolfan legends. even though i retired as dolfan stan in 2007, i still try and pertect the 7 current and past miami dolfan mascot legends.

i can understand now the humor in your posts.


take care old buddy, take care.


RDS

[fatkirstyalley]

Originally Posted by Dolfan32323

Could that be the "Sexual Harassment Panda"? Awesome!

[fishfanfromjerz]

Originally Posted by fishfanfromjerz

I STILL DEMAND SATISFACTION RDS!!!!!! How can you be a considered a role model for dolfan kids when you got caught up in a lie and tried to cover yourself by coming up with another lie??? (remember the seafood festival pics ????) What kind of world are we living in, when we can allow your children to look up to role models who are dishonest???? This, my friend, is a world that I do not want to live in !

to the person that claims to be retired, and claims to be a dolfan, and claims to have a name that rhymes with man...........i will not acknowledge you as a fan of the dolphins, past or present, until you keep dodging my question above and give an honest answer!

[retired opfinistic]

Originally Posted by retired dolfan stan

were cool dolfan opie..

just didn't want dolfans to get the wrong impression on current, and past dolfan legends. even though i retired as dolfan stan in 2007, i still try and pertect the 7 current and past miami dolfan mascot legends.

i can understand now the humor in your posts.


take care old buddy, take care.


RDS

Whew, disaster has been averted. In case you didn't figure it out, I am a smart ***. That I have not retired from.

[Coral Reefer]

Originally Posted by retired dolfan stan

well old buddy, # 2 is fine with me, and thank you.

.

good because "#2" is the one and only thing you are famous for.

I'm not talking about second place either...... were talking real #2.

[retired dolfan stan]

Originally Posted by Coral Reefer

good because "#2" is the one and only thing you are famous for.

I'm not talking about second place either...... were talking real #2.

[fatkirstyalley]

My vote is with Retired Opfinistic. He just gets me...you know

[retired opfinistic]

Originally Posted by fatkirstyalley

My vote is with Retired Opfinistic. He just gets me...you know

[fishfanfromjerz]

Originally Posted by fishfanfromjerz

to the person that claims to be retired, and claims to be a dolfan, and claims to have a name that rhymes with man...........i will not acknowledge you as a fan of the dolphins, past or present, until you keep dodging my question above and give an honest answer!

waiting on a response RDS...........feel like we are all getting the runaround from you!

[SpaceMountain16]

Well now that the market has been cornered on being a Dolphins fan, and i'm not an "official" fan. I guess i might as well just quit altogether. After all the time and money i've dedicated to this franchise doesn't qualify me as "official" so no doubt the passion and energy i've given rooting for this team doesn't either. If it takes a lame website and some kind of split personality disorder to make me an "official Dolphin mascot" i think i'll pass anyway......

[retired opfinistic]

Originally Posted by SpaceMountain16

Well now that the market has been cornered on being a Dolphins fan, and i'm not an "official" fan. I guess i might as well just quit altogether. After all the time and money i've dedicated to this franchise doesn't qualify me as "official" so no doubt the passion and energy i've given rooting for this team doesn't either. If it takes a lame website and some kind of split personality disorder to make me an "official Dolphin mascot" i think i'll pass anyway......

Dude...Harvey Dent...split personality...hello!


http://www.ibelieveinharveydent.com/

You're in like Flynn.

[SpurzN703]

Originally Posted by retired dolfan stan

glad to be back dolfan folks. hope everyone had a great holiday.

noticed another dolfan has retired on this site....

come on folks... does make for good humor, but I feel i'm being made of some type of mockery here. nice job copying my website speech..

i take being dolfan stan 1981 - 2007 very seriously.

the way I see it is you have to actually be a part of miami dolphins history to be retired.

for some examples..

be involved in the dolphins booster club for the 1970's, be in TV and radio commercials for the dolphins, donate your time to the community, help raise money for the miami project and cystic fibrosis foundations in south florida, season ticket holder, attend 95% of home games, have your club activities before the games, website would also help. be a sponsor in dolphin digest, actually be on the field for some home games, also hold pep rallys on weekends in south & central florida sports bars like i did for many years.

also attend charities with other dolphin players and coaches to raise money for children with disabilities.

be a role model for dolfan kids, I can go on and on..

these dolfan mascot, past and future legends fit that bill only. total of 7


1. ) dolfan denny ( dennis sym ) 1970 - 1999.... has since past, and was a great friend who showed me how to be dolfan stan.
http://www.miamidolphins.com/newsite...contentID=5081

2. ) dolfan stan ( AKA retired dolfan stan ) 1981 - 2007
www.dolfanstan.com

for those dolfans that are interested in seeing myself , RDS do a cameo appearence along with the miami finnatic & dolfan big pa pa pump in my last TV commercial for the dolphins can log onto my website and view. just hit the view commercial button.

3. ) the miami finnatic ( richard molinary ) 1978 - to present ( still active )


4. ) dolfan big pa pa pump 1990 - to present ( still active )
http://www.bigpapapump.net/


5. ) the finheads ( 1993 - ? )


6. ) T.D. The dolfan mascot ( 2000 - to present ) still active
http://www.miamidolphins.com/newsite.../tdprofile.asp


7. ) the 2 michelles ( 2006 - to present ) still active.
http://2michelles.accountsupport.com/

great job ladies !


these dolfan mascot / crowd motivators are official only.



while I appreciate everyones humor..... and do love the photos.

just wanted to clear the air. just my 2 cents.


RDS
1981 - 2007

Will there be 4th of July Seafood Oyster Seashell Competition pics on your site soon?