RDS comments on unofficial dolfans retiring

[retired opfinistic]

Originally Posted by SpurzN703

But 145 less then we need

for 365 too many days a year.

[SpurzN703]

Originally Posted by retired opfinistic

for 365 too many days a year.

We're making RDS a legend only by talking so much smack about the nut

[ih8brady]

Originally Posted by SpurzN703

We're making RDS a legend only by talking so much smack about the nut

Well, RDS sent me some info on his family tree and here we can read about his legendary and "official" grandfather, Joshua A. Norton. I guess the legend-in-their-own-mind status runs in the family:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_A._Norton

[SpurzN703]

I thought I saw that guy in the RDS Seafood Festival pics

[Bumpus]

Been away for a few weeks ... I damn near wet myself catching up on this one.



...good stuff...

[Bumpus]

Originally Posted by retired dolfan stan

glad to be back dolfan folks. hope everyone had a great holiday.

noticed another dolfan has retired on this site....

come on folks... does make for good humor, but I feel i'm being made of some type of mockery here. nice job copying my website speech..

i take being dolfan stan 1981 - 2007 very seriously.

the way I see it is... [etc.]

See, now that's the best part. It's almost as if he just caught on.

[ih8brady]

Originally Posted by Bumpus

See, now that's the best part. It's almost as if he just caught on.

He's too busy trying to ward off the zealousy of all the haters.

[retired dolfan stan]

Originally Posted by Bumpus

See, now that's the best part. It's almost as if he just caught on.

you have to be official mascot from the dolphins to retire old buddy.

dolfan opie is having some fun, and I see that now. it's all good.


FYI , RDS will be on holiday soon, and not returning to fin heaven until 8/17 or so.

[SpurzN703]

Originally Posted by Bumpus

See, now that's the best part. It's almost as if he just caught on.

He caught on a long time ago but doesn't want to admit it is all

[MARINO1384]

Originally Posted by retired dolfan stan

you have to be official mascot from the dolphins to retire old buddy.

dolfan opie is having some fun, and I see that now. it's all good.


FYI , RDS will be on holiday soon, and not returning to fin heaven until 8/17 or so.

Ohh so then your not retired either because you aren't an offical mascot. Heck even Dolfan Denny was unofficial and people have actually heard of him unlike RDS... And if your as big as you make yourself out to be, why isn't your website on the fans links on the official Dolphins website? I see the 2michelles on there,heck we're even on there but Dolfan stan isn't...could it be the Dolphins don't know about thier great mascot Dolfan Stan?

[The Samurai]

Originally Posted by retired dolfan stan

you have to be official mascot from the dolphins to retire old buddy.

dolfan opie is having some fun, and I see that now. it's all good.


FYI , RDS will be on holiday soon, and not returning to fin heaven until 8/17 or so.

Why do you talk in third person in every single on of your posts?


Didn't Eminem make a song about you? http://youtube.com/watch?v=BWgEcOLYzXU

[fishfanfromjerz]

Originally Posted by The Samurai

Why do you talk in third person in every single on of your posts?


Didn't Eminem make a song about you? http://youtube.com/watch?v=BWgEcOLYzXU

NO!! Brad Paisley made a song about RDS.....its called "online"......check it out here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

watch the video and listen to the words!


*this is RDS' official theme song until he gives an answer as to why he claimed there was a seafood festival held in his honor, 1000 miles away from where he lives, in NJ

[SpurzN703]

Originally Posted by The Samurai

Why do you talk in third person in every single on of your posts?


Didn't Eminem make a song about you? http://youtube.com/watch?v=BWgEcOLYzXU

RDS is a persona and it isn't really who he is. That explains the 3rd person talk

[Vertical Limit]

Originally Posted by MARINO1384

Ohh so then your not retired either because you aren't an offical mascot. Heck even Dolfan Denny was unofficial and people have actually heard of him unlike RDS... And if your as big as you make yourself out to be, why isn't your website on the fans links on the official Dolphins website? I see the 2michelles on there,heck we're even on there but Dolfan stan isn't...could it be the Dolphins don't know about thier great mascot Dolfan Stan?

Well, obviously you don't know much about Dolfan Stan.

After retirement, Dolfan Stan had personally requested after a dinner with Mr. Huizenga himself at Huizenga's jet to remove everything related to Dolfan Stan from the website to keep the media away. Still though, the paparazzi occasionally finds the legend in his many of his RDS events.

[retired opfinistic]

I can tell you guys from my own experience that it's tough to be a retired official fan.