Any update on Pennington's foot??? - Page 2

FINdestructible · 11-18-2008, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dolpfan_72

w...t...f?

I was thinking the same thing...

67Stang · 11-18-2008, 11:43 AM

Latest update, according to many sources; Chad can't wait to put his inflamed size 13 up Billicheats ace!

BettorFan · 11-18-2008, 11:45 AM

The inherent curse of Chad "Once a year injury" Pennington. Pennington is a quack!

metalman32060 · 11-18-2008, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BettorFan

The inherent curse of Chad "Once a year injury" Pennington. Pennington is a quack!

And what part of NY are you from?

67Stang · 11-18-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by metalman32060

And what part of NY are you from?

Atleast he didn't trip over his dog like one of our other one year wonder QB's!

WVdolphan · 11-18-2008, 01:09 PM

UPDATE on Pennington's foot!!!

Joseph Eugene Porter has just stated in a press conference when asked about Pennington's foot that he feels it is just healthy enough to be placed squarely up Bill Bellicheat's *** on Sunday.

He also states that following its removal later that afternoon that the foot will be 100% by the time Pennington faces the Jests on the final Sunday of the regular season. He says the 100% health of that foot will allow it to be propelled at full force right up the Jests' *** in the meadowlands that day and will only be removed for the phins playoff games. After the phins win the Super Bowl the foot will then be reinserted in the Jests' *** where it will remain for the duration of the offseason!!!

Great news!!!

luduporcu · 11-18-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by fishfanfromjerz

Good News! Pennington's foot is fine.....actually his pinky toe was the problem! It was told that Joey Porter pulled on Pennington's pinky toe after practice and said "this little piggy went to market" Upon learning that his pinky toe was actually a piggy and went to do some shopping, Chad became disgruntled and saddened and hoping that his piggy would come back. This prompted Sparano to put Chad on the injured list. Good News though, Joey Porter advised Chad that his piggy came back, and in the end....It was good.

You're a crazy person, fffj. EXCELLENT! Keep up the good work, and live long and prosper!

luduporcu · 11-18-2008, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fishfanfromjerz

Good News! Pennington's foot is fine.....actually his pinky toe was the problem! It was told that Joey Porter pulled on Pennington's pinky toe after practice and said "this little piggy went to market" Upon learning that his pinky toe was actually a piggy and went to do some shopping, Chad became disgruntled and saddened and hoping that his piggy would come back. This prompted Sparano to put Chad on the injured list. Good News though, Joey Porter advised Chad that his piggy came back, and in the end....It was good.

That's good news. I'm happy for CHAD and the little piggy.

FinsFan74 · 11-18-2008, 01:41 PM

Now that all the crazy a$$ comments have been posted, does anyone have any REAL information concerning his injury?

thejetssuck · 11-18-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fishfanfromjerz

Good News! Pennington's foot is fine.....actually his pinky toe was the problem! It was told that Joey Porter pulled on Pennington's pinky toe after practice and said "this little piggy went to market" Upon learning that his pinky toe was actually a piggy and went to do some shopping, Chad became disgruntled and saddened and hoping that his piggy would come back. This prompted Sparano to put Chad on the injured list. Good News though, Joey Porter advised Chad that his piggy came back, and in the end....It was good.

Whatever you are smoking, I WANT SOME!!

eger · 11-18-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by quinninin1

I would imagine he should be all healed by next sunday, at least i hope.

This goes down as one of those weird injuries

Tendon injuries are difficult. I injured mine weighlifting and the only way it healed is the use of anti-inflamatories, ice, and rest. It took 3 months to fully heal and it comes back every once in a while.

fishfanfromjerz · 11-18-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by luduporcu

That's good news. I'm happy for CHAD and the little piggy.

I do hope that everyone took my comment as a sarcastic one......

please also tell me that everyone knows the why i referenced "little piggy" in regards to his toe........

11-18-2008, 11:43 AM	#17
67Stang Favorite thangs Phins and Stangs! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PC, Florida Age: 37 Posts: 2,002 Thanks: 399 Thanked 635 Times in 340 Posts	Latest update, according to many sources; Chad can't wait to put his inflamed size 13 up Billicheats ace! __________________

11-18-2008, 01:09 PM	#21
WVdolphan FinHeaven VIP Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Beckley, WV Age: 32 Posts: 5,473 Thanks: 5,589 Thanked 1,506 Times in 811 Posts	UPDATE on Pennington's foot!!! Joseph Eugene Porter has just stated in a press conference when asked about Pennington's foot that he feels it is just healthy enough to be placed squarely up Bill Bellicheat's * on Sunday. He also states that following its removal later that afternoon that the foot will be 100% by the time Pennington faces the Jests on the final Sunday of the regular season. He says the 100% health of that foot will allow it to be propelled at full force right up the Jests' * in the meadowlands that day and will only be removed for the phins playoff games. After the phins win the Super Bowl the foot will then be reinserted in the Jests' * where it will remain for the duration of the offseason!!! Great news!!! __________________ Welcome to HomerHeaven** John Beck, Daunte Culpepper, and Jason Allen completely blow.

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