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Old 11-08-2004, 03:35 PM   #1
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Dolphins are a joke: no really a joke


So on ESPN radio (Joe rose show) they had some great jokes

Q: What do you call 53 guys watching the superbowl
A: The miami Dolphins


Q: Why was Foerster angry when someone stole the offensive play book?
A: He wasn't done coloring it in


My favorite:

Q: What does Billy Grahm and The Miami Dolphins have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout Jesus Christ !!!



:roflmao: :roflmao:

Keep em coming.. cause if we can't laugh at ourselves then who can we laugh at
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Old 11-08-2004, 03:42 PM   #2
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Old 11-08-2004, 03:53 PM   #3
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What do you call a Dolphin with a 2005 SuperBowl ring? An imposter:roflmao:
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Q: Whats the difference between a bucket of $hit and the Miami Dolphins?


A: The Bucket



Q: What do you call a religious version of the Miami Dolphins?


A: Holy $hit
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What do you call a Dolphin with a 2005 SuperBowl ring? An imposter:roflmao:

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Old 11-08-2004, 03:55 PM   #6
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Q: Whats the difference between a bucket of $hit and the Miami Dolphins?


A: The Bucket



Q: What do you call a religious version of the Miami Dolphins?


A: Holy $hit
Now that was stupid.....SMH
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