NFL predictions for 2006

[Metal Panda]

1. 49ers fans will continue to stream for the exits early, long before the final whistle. The only difference is that this year, some of them will leave before kickoff.

2. The Jets, stealing a page from the Tampa Bay Bucs, will have two cannons set up in the east end zone, ready to fire every time the Jets cross midfield. They are retired at the end of the season due to the excessive rust.

3. Houston's longest offensive gain of the year comes on a quarterback sack.

4. Arizona is retracted and replaced by the Duke Blue Devils....basketball team.

5. Buffalo gives it's "Iron Man" award to the player who sees the most regular season action--punter Brian Moorman.

6. Charles Rogers of the Detroit Lions leaves his playbook at a local Denny's, which is discovered to be nothing more than a dinner napkin with scribbling in crayon.

7. The Green Bay Packers try to cobble together a highlight reel from 2005 to show on the Jumbotron in pregame on opening day 2006, but it expires before the players have exited the tunnel.

8. Seattle clinches the NFC West by halftime of week 1.

9. The Oakland Raiders move to Iowa and become the Iowa Ranchers.

10. Michael Strahan finally finds his missing tooth.

[kastofsna120]

oh, another one of these "joke" threads

1: people will make funny comments about teams
2: no one will laugh at those comments
3: vince young will suck

[Metal Panda]

And your virginity will last until your age reaches triple digits.

[kastofsna120]

can't wait till i'm 100!

[RunningBackGuru]

Take it easy guys.