Political Joke Thread - Page 3

finataxia24 · 06-22-2005, 04:22 PM

Republican National Convention

Fair enough. Sounds great doesn't it? Go out there Republican supporters and support the war you support!

themole · 06-22-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pagan

Remember....it's a joke.

10 reasons why beer is better than organized religion.

10. No one tells you that you'll be punished for all eternity for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you to abstain from sex. In reality, it helps promote it!
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. There are many kinds of Beer. No one will tell you that Bud is the ONLY Beer.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove Beer exists!

And finally!

1. If you are crazy enough to devote your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop!

:roflmao:

I beg to differ with you on #8. I submit that the custom of drinking HOT beer
is why the Germans started WWI & II. It kept them pissed off all the time!

ohall · 06-22-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by finataxia24

Republican National Convention

Fair enough. Sounds great doesn't it? Go out there Republican supporters and support the war you support!

WEAK as usual.

Phinz420 · 06-26-2005, 01:08 AM

Al Gore claiming he invented the Internet......

John Kerry getting a medal in Nam for misfiring his M79 grenade launcher inside his River Patrol Boat(thanks to his political pals back at home who want him back from Nam)

The Clintons......

Those were all political jokes to me

finataxia24 · 06-26-2005, 04:20 PM

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Bushism Video: Fool Me Once...
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'Daily Show' Coverage of Bush's Victory Speech
Listen to a hilarious clip from "The Daily Show's" coverage of George W. Bush's Dec. 13, 2000 victory speech.

finataxia24 · 06-28-2005, 11:38 PM

Wildbill3 · 07-03-2005, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by finataxia24

I'd buy that joke if it wasn't for the bottom right hand corner, no man ever tells the truth about the size of his package, if anything they would exaggerate, hmmm, if he is exaggerating there...

finataxia24 · 07-04-2005, 05:17 PM

PHINATIC13 · 07-04-2005, 05:26 PM

That a boy Ronnie!

Wwwell............done:evil:

finataxia24 · 07-04-2005, 05:26 PM

finataxia24 · 07-07-2005, 01:35 PM

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Wakey · 07-16-2005, 01:33 AM

06-26-2005, 04:20 PM	#35
finataxia24 yield Join Date: Aug 2004 Age: 28 Posts: 3,544 Thanks: 5 Thanked 16 Times in 10 Posts	Bush Audio Clips and Song Parodies Funny audio clips and song parodies poking fun at President Bush. Articles & Resources Sort By : Guide Picks \| Alphabetical \| Recent Up a category Bushisms Audio Gallery Listen to audio clips of President Bush's dumbest quotes and verbal gaffes. Remix of Bush's State of the Union Address Listen to an amusing remixed version of President Bush's State of the Union address. Bush and Kerry Sing 'This Land Is Your Land' He's a liberal wiener. He's a right-wing nut job. See John Kerry and George Bush square off and trade insults in this can't-miss campaign spoof of "This Land is Your Land." Bushism Video: Fool Me Once... Watch video footage of Bush making the following statement: "There's an old saying in Tennessee â€” I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee â€” that says, fool me once, shame on â€” shame on you. Fool me â€” you can't get fooled again." 'Daily Show' Coverage of Bush's Victory Speech Listen to a hilarious clip from "The Daily Show's" coverage of George W. Bush's Dec. 13, 2000 victory speech. __________________ comes out Nov 25th

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