2004 Dolphins Fan Draft (Top 5 Picks...NOW WITH PICTURES!)

[Danny]

I can't believe that I didn't get drafted. I am the most consisten poster here as I have always been on the Ozzy band wagon right from the start.About the 5 top picks, like any other year they could all turn out to be great posters or they could leave the board all together. Only time will tell.Now for real, it was a refreshing thread and funny too.

Ozzy rules!!

[Muck]

Originally posted by FinaciousOne


Yo! If we pick you high, just don't mess wit' my woman down at da club or it'll be nap time for ya!

Deal. I won't press charges. Just make a ruckus when I wake up.

[FinaciousOne]

Originally posted by Bazinet37
What about Baz......

The Buzz on Baz:

He was in contention but was disqualified when it was discovered that his favorite player wasn't a Dolphin.
http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/3876

[FinaciousOne]

Originally posted by Muck


Deal. I won't press charges. Just make a ruckus when I wake up.

Your ancestors thank you for sparing them the pain.

[Baz]

:roflmao:

Damn, does that make me a closet Lions fan? That sucks......


:jk:

[FinaciousOne]

Originally posted by Danny
I can't believe that I didn't get drafted. I am the most consisten poster here as I have always been on the Ozzy band wagon right from the start.About the 5 top picks, like any other year they could all turn out to be great posters or they could leave the board all together. Only time will tell.Now for real, it was a refreshing thread and funny too.

Ozzy rules!!

They certainly didn't mean to slight you by not drafting you Danny, but since they had limited picks they had to X someone and since you're known to be an avid follower of the Ozzy lifestyle they figured you wouldn't even notice that you weren't picked. Nothing personal.

[Mindwarp]

<(--- 7th rounder that will be the steal of the draft

[Danny]

Originally posted by FinaciousOne


They certainly didn't mean to slight you by not drafting you Danny, but since they had limited picks they had to X someone and since you're known to be an avid follower of the Ozzy lifestyle they figured you wouldn't even notice that you weren't picked. Nothing personal.

lol, well, that makes me feel a little better.I guess I'll have to try harder and be a better poster from now on. My PC was down for 6 weeks so my posts ave. went down but I'm climing back up.

Ozzy rules!!

[infiltrateib]

Originally posted by Danny

lol, well, that makes me feel a little better.I guess I'll have to try harder and be a better poster from now on. My PC was down for 6 weeks so my posts ave. went down but I'm climing back up.

Ozzy rules!!

Your susceptibility to computer injury is what drops your draft status. You need to go to a computer strength technician and beef up your components before you try to take your game to the next level. The last thing you need before draft day is another hardware failure.

Scouts have said you "spend a lot of time on IR" and "take too long to recover." Six weeks is fine for a motherboard break, but for a RAM issue? Muck had the same thing and was back in the posting game after 2 days. Come to think of it, I've heard "Danny" and "Yatil Green" in the same breath...

[Jimmy James]

Originally posted by infiltrateib
Come to think of it, I've heard &quot;Danny&quot; and &quot;Yatil Green&quot; in the same breath...

Nobody deserves that sort of comparison.

:roflmao:

[Bodzilla29]

I haven't even worked out yet, although my agent told me my primadonna 'tude is scaring off a few teams.

Don't sleep on BODZILLA!

[Jimmy James]

Originally posted by Bodzilla29
I haven't even worked out yet, although my agent told me my primadonna 'tude is scaring off a few teams.

If you think 'tude scares away teams, you should see how getting into a 22 page argument with a fellow fan drops your draft status. I just know I would have gone #1 overall otherwise.

[DOLFANMIKE]

Originally posted by FinaciousOne
There is a rumor that Armando Salguero of the Miami Herald has penned a story on the upcoming 2004 Dolphins Fan Draft that will appear in tomorrow’s edition. The majority of the article is spent trashing the “experts” top ranked picks as being “highly over-rated attack dogs” and contains expressions of dismay as to why any young poster would want to post for that “un-objective, one-sided, tried-to-get-me-fired Finheaven tabloid”. He did though begrudgingly express admiration for one candidate and recommended that the team trade down to secure rights to DOLFANMIKE. Though being a sleeper pick, he notes that DOLFANMIKE has one of the highest posts/points ratios and several unique traits that could help any team, such as his sneaky ability to catch you off guard and make you pay dearly and his proven leadership skills that inspire all his teammates to attack and pile-on the opponent. To close his article, he concedes that readers should take his coverage with a grain of sea salt since he finally admits his inability to cover Dolphins Fans objectively, saying “they are among the few things that I hate as much as my job”.

I for one am always anxious to get the Herald with Armando’s articles. Since we got our new puppy, it’s been impossible to get him house-broken and he has a definite preference for Armando’s pages. I swear, it’s as though the dog could read.

[Bodzilla29]

Originally posted by Jimmy James


If you think 'tude scares away teams, you should see how getting into a 22 page argument with a fellow fan drops your draft status. I just know I would have gone #1 overall otherwise.

Absolute CLASSIC!

[FinzManiac]

ROFL

Greatest thread.....EVER!