Joke sent by jets fan

[ANIMALPAK28]

this was sent to me by a jets fan at work. kind of funny.

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[BleedinGreenNC]

That is funny, but old. That was on the Jet's boards last year!

[nuttie_buddie]

heard it also but it was the packers that could not beat anyone down here.......and thats not true we beat the titians

[Majpain]

Old but funny. I first saw it with Oakland instead of Miami.

[Mike13]

Damn that joke must be older than everyone posting in this topic.