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Old 02-19-2007, 10:22 AM   #1
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Tom Brady Gonna Be A Daddy


Cold Pizza just reported that Brady's former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan is pregnant with his child. The two have been broken up since then and Brady is dating another model.

I hope that chick hits him for everything he's worth!
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:06 PM   #2
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Ever heard of a condom Tom?
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:30 PM   #4
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^^ yeah that
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Tom must think he is Shawn Kemp.
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He tried banging a chick. He thouight he didn't have to use a condom.
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He tried banging a chick. He thouight he didn't have to use a condom.
Let's not jump to any conclusions. He could still be a virgin. He might have jerked off into a cup and then had her artificially inseminated.
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:48 PM   #12
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Congrats Brady!!!!
Yeah, lets be proud of his stupidity!
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This has to be a misprint.

Don't you actually have to have heterosexual sex to naturally concieve a child???
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This has to be a misprint.

Don't you actually have to have heterosexual sex to naturally concieve a child???
I was under the impression that that was how it works as well. However, I do know that this is the greatest cover up of all time. I wonder how the child will handle a life with Brady and his in the closet mate.
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What happened to his "Seven levels of protection"?
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