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Reward: Lost Doggy Pass Rush Pass Rush was last seen wandering on the grass in Texas Stadium, trying to chase young cowboys playing pitch & catch all evening. Pass Rush is a pigskin mix, with an aqua coat with white markings on his back. If you know where Pass Rush is, or how to find him,...

Anyone else for sitting some starters (Henne/Marshall/Dansby/Davis) against Buffalo in Week 1? They will be push-overs and we need the team healthy when we play the real teams. It would be for the best because we will win either way.

http://phinphanatic.com/2010/08/29/beaten-by-the-bills-already/

Hearing Reports the Fins just released Will Allen? Anybody got any proof or hear anything?:confused:

Finally get to see the Fins on a dry field! 3 quarters of our starters! I'm excited to see Cam Wake light it up. I dont think I've ever been so excited to see a preseason game

Guys I have been a member for 2-3 yrs and enjoy reading all of the comments on the site. I rarely post on the site but I was at the Panthers/Jests preseason game (loved watching Sanchez getting beat up:lol:) and some guy was selling these things called bootleggers. Best thing I have ever bought at...

Reportedly, veteran backup QB Chad Pennington was taking snaps with the 2nd team defense at Strong Safety.

I've been reading all these posts with Henne vs. Sanchez and I think that Henne goes way beyond that. I think by judging from last years performance and hearing reports from training camp that Chad Henne is better than that other QB that wore #13

I see that alot of people are all excited to have Mike Nolan on board, but I cant for the life of me figure out why. I checked out stats from his coaching career and can't really believe that him as the Dolphins DC is a good thing... Im gonna leave out the early years with the Giants, cause the...

put on some wranglers and go **** yourself drama queen take a whole bottle of vicodin, please

No news is good news.

Rules of the Sim-Style gameplay can be found HERE. These rules are not final. Modifications may be made depending on the new Madden 2011 game. The Franchise will progress along with the real 2011 NFL 17 week schedule, except we will be one week behind (this allows us to know exactly which...

I dont care how we do this but. the dolphins need to beat the vikings, steelers, jets ,pats, cinci , and tenn and sweep the Bills. I dont care if we have to sign 3 more wrs and 3 more tightends and 3 more linebackers but I am sick of those clowns kissing Rex Ryan's *** ...

My girlfriend just texted me saying "Ted Ginn to the Dolphins"... Can anyone else confirm this? :confused:

Hey everyone I'm selling my ted ginn jersey to the forum user that can make me the best cheeseburger

laughable

Be a great addition to the receiving corps and maybe he can help apply the prison tat's in the offseason.

Reported by Phinsider: http://www.thephinsider.com/2010/7/12/1564992/weekend-roundup-talking-season

Seems to be an epidemic. :hump:

Miami should of never got rid of andre goodman, a few years ago. They guy was a leader and a winner. He was a fierce competitor. Miami got rid of him after one year. Then they got rid of there most intense and hard working player, in matt roth. They get rid of joey porter, who is a winner and tough...

http://florida-sportsfans.com/2010/07/08/2010-dolphins-primed-for-the-second-ever-0-16-season/ :lol2: I think I am gonna puke.

heres your chance to show your photoshopping skills to the finheaven community , post a picture of any Miami Dolphins Player, past or present, new or old...for example dansby in the fins or same with marshall, or bess catching a bball in the superbowl

uuhhh he was cut like in like 07 right? now he might be the shooter in mikes bday party wtf. anyways rotoworld has marcus still a dolphin. lock both of those clowns up so we dont have to hear about what they did to get in trouble with the law. its embarrassing having the dolphins logo next to such...

all the blue, i must be at denver broncos dot com:rolleyes2:

Rumor has it the team doctor, after finding “they” were missing, attached a pair of male gonads to Tuner's “scrotal area” (which previously resembled a vagina). I don't make the news. I just report it. Link pending.

Marshall himself has confirmed this number after not convicing Davone Bess to part with No. 15. SO HERE IS HIS NO.19 JERSEY, you may have a look http://www.nhlnfljersey.com/nfl-jerseys/miami-dolphins-jerseys/brandon-marshall-jersey-whitemiami-dolphins-jerseys-p-7487.html

file:///C:/Users/ron/Pictures/2010-06-08%20Miami%20Dolphin%20Chicken/Miami%20Dolphin%20Chicken%20016.

Let it be known SWEETIE the Jets are POOR BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD A STADIUM OF THEIR OWN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

His latest tweet has me pretty pumped and i hae to agree with him 100%

OMG enough is enough already every time I go to ESPN.com and look in the NFL section there is a new headline about sanchez and the jets "report: Sanchez is running on turf" ..."report: Sanchez is running on treadmill" ...."report Sanchez threw a pass today and says he feels good" ...."report: rex...

Did he get busted for DUI?? I got a text from a buddy of mine and I don't see anything here so what's up, he's a freaking Jest fan so I'm wondering if he's just messing with me

Someone I know just said sharper signed a 1 year 5.25 mill contract with us, is this true?

Sorry...had to do it.:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

Watching NFLN and they said we traded him. Anyone else hear that? What did we get for him?

Nevermind I'm not dealing with the people like the guy who posted below

All of this regimes early picks have come from the Big 10 or Utah... coincidence or planned?

maybe he is using all of this as a stepping stone to go into broadway and radio city music hall, to be part of the rockettes

...injure Taylor during the Jets game for what he did to us? I don't really want him hurt...this is just my anger talking.

Get in here... time to pick a new nickname. :tongue:

http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2010/04/18/21/cjeff04_dolphins_SPTS_MSH.skyboxwide.prod_affiliate.56.JPG WTF is this?! :puke:Now I'm not George Steinbrenner but this is not a professional looking beard. This is what college kids grow over Christmas vacation. I'm not saying it affects...

I watched the press conference and this must of been about the 3rd time he's been asked about "Revis Island", but the hunch that I'm getting is that he believes it's an actual island. . . :lol:

http://twitter.com/SeanSMITH4/status/12028726030 He better put his money where his mouth is.

There are a lot of his clones on this board. Oh and the name of the site should be changed from FINHEAVEN.com GO DEEP to FINHEAVEN.com Chunks of 3. Thanks

Today the Dolphins announced their latest Free Agent signing. Unexpectedly Sock Monkey signs a long-term deal, terms were not disclosed. It is believed the deal was only possible due to 2010 being an uncapped year. Sock Monkey could fill several holes on the Dolphins roster; but it is expected...

Just got multiple updates on Twitter that Miami just traded the 12th pick for Marshall. No update on espn or nfl.com yet. LINK Hoping this is not just rumors being thrown around. If I see it on another source I'll post to confirm...

April fools !!! Gotchaaaaaaa!!!!! :tongue2: Everyone feels silly now

http://msn.foxsports.com/Boo?GT1=39002 A previously unknown athlete today ran what may have been the first sub-four second 40-yard-dash at a “pro day” workout for professional football prospects

Sources have told me the dolphins are close to a trade with san diego involving a first round pick. Update: The dolphins have traded Ronnie Brown to the chargers for their first rounder, and an undisclosed 2011 pick. Per NFL.com My thoughts on the trade: Well, I am torn whether to feel...

http://firstgiving.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/01/aprilfools.png So how many April Fools threads will we have today. I count 2 so far including this one and the Ronnie Brown being traded.

Reports popping up about Marshall being involved with the fins in some way. I believe the source has not been confirmed yet. Big o said it on 560wqam supposedly stated by schefter or mortenson. I don't believe it at all. Interesting.....

Donovan McNabb to Dolphins? McFadden to the dolphins? I see several threads about bringing the whole NFL to the dolphins...I thought about it and evaluated the talent on each team's roster and Tom Brady is my pick !!! LOL - I love the offseason !!!

There is almost 100% concensus that neither Penny nor White have any compelling trade value, at least not enough to deliver an impact player, or perhaps even a project with good upside (isnt that what White was?) Add to that the rumors about a possible trade with Philly...hmm, not that I am a...

Ronnie, will, and tony are all innocent!! its all ben roethlisbergers fault!!

Just wondering, who would yall think could win in a fight? I think Roth, heard he cleared a Bar once. Incognito might seem like a badass but he knows nothing could really physically happen to him in a fight during a game. Would get broken up. I think it would be neat to see them two battling...

Can someone without an attitude please tell me who has the authority to move a post to spam and what would the reasons be? I put a post on Brandan Marshall and apparently I made someone mad and "poof" it is in the spam category. Is this guy a member of the Dolphins front office? If not even if...

If Brandan Marshall signs with the Jets then the whole dolphin front office needs to be freakin' fired and we may as well, just say **** it. We are dragging our feet way too much on this guy. He is only 26 years old and Parcells can keep him in control, there is absolutely no reason that we...

How about posters actually think before they post. Kevin Curtis got released, lets take a look at him? Sure why don't we. We only have 3 Kevin Curtis players on our team already. Why not just add another! Or Darren Howard. Or LT. Or TO. Or every single player possible. See if they fit our...

Assuming we bring in a new running back this off season, in preparation for the possible loss of R.Brown next year, whether it be a RFA (best available) or draft pick (Spiller, Mathews, etc) Would R.Williams then be the best 3rd string Running back in the NFL this upcoming season? Probably not,...

I really think that he could help the team and make a big difference for us. Sorry for the humor. It just gets comical to constantly hear "lets get this guy or that guy". Most of the time the guy completely sucks and it is enjoyable to hear the players that people bring up to sign.

I think we should take a look at him.:ponder:

I am done with this little egocentric skidmark

nope just the end of NFL for one season. hopefully right before a lockout happens and we have no football, the dolphins finally go undefeated in 2010/2011?? may be

If you're obsessed with the Jets become a NYJ fan. If you want to acquire every single free agent, own a fantasy team. If you like to ***** about every flaw, hole and issue with this team, start a blog. Then bury it.

Stop kissing ***! Threads about how much you can kiss the Jets ***** are pathetic! And that's the bottom line...!

Heard Big Ben got in trouble or something and might want to play for Jets. You hear anything?

With all the Jests are doing this off season WE BETTER GET A BIG NAME WR in here!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone help me. Im having problems trying to find a thread on Brandon Marshall. He is a Wide Receiver. Thank you. Hugs and Kisses everyone. :lol2:

Today's quota for Brandon Marshall threads is 11. Below is the topics that will be discussed. 1. Vaark will keep score 2. Some will argue we need him 3. Some will argue we can get him for less then a first even though Seattle has offered one of their first. 4. Some will actually suggest...

LOL!!! sorry i just didn't want to feel left out on all the fun!!!! :lol::tongue2::lol2:

Ill play receiver for the Dolphins here are my times and stats University of WeNeedBrandonMarshall Rec Yards= 0 Td Catches= 0 Avg YAC = 0 6 second 40 yard dash 5'11 281 lbs Voted top 13000 prospects by THEE Mel Kiper Jr. III ( I was ranked 12999) Pros: Wide Receiver with the body of an...

blah blah blah blah Marshal blah blah blah 1rst round blah blah blah no blah yes blah blah DOOM blah blah blah blah Denver blah blah blah seattle blah blah 2nd round blah blah blah HENNE blaah Marshall blah blah blah diva blah blah blah blah blah blah waste blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

THERE'S NO OTHER POSSIBLE EXPLANATION! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ninjachan/Humor/DERP-megaman.jpg derpderpderp ITT: derps.

This is the thread where we report completely fictitious things about Eric Berry in order to make him drop to the #12 spot in the 2010 NFL draft. So anyway...I heard he kicked a puppy. Hard.

Both haven't been working since the start of free agency! :tongue2: Seriously bad bad bad day to go down.

I am happy to have him on our team. i like gibril wilson. i think he is the answer to our dbacks, i say keep him and clemens and bell as well as will allen vontae davis and sean smith. i love our d backs, i believe gibril should be in the nickle blitzing a lot more. i do believe he should make...

Inside source is telling me karlos dansby has agreed to a 4 year 46 million dollar deal with 32 million in gaurentees. Whether this is a purposeful leak( which is entirely possible) this sounds like a lot of money.

I am giddy!!!!

Take this for what it is worth. Those that know me can recall I have a close friend that works for the Patricias, A friend of his thats an agent or lawyer (I'm not sure - I know how some people get on this board) but in any case gave him the word that Dansby is nearly 100% to NY. AGAIN, this is...

I was just wondering if every teams fan message board fills up with all the free agency hype like ours does. It seems like year after year the fins are in play for every single top dog fa. It's baffling to me that we are now tied to dansby. Rolle. Boldin. Bryant. Morrison. Atogwe. Trading Ronnie...

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j197/music0man/crystalchandelier.jpg<----You know our QB who breaks on contact...Chandelier Pennington...5 years...50 million...lets do it!

If i read one more article on Miami unlikely to pursue Bolin anymore im gona snap..What is wrong with the management of this team..I constantly read everyones post on this site..And there all pointless. All Miami has to do is go out and get this guy and there in the playoffs. For anyone who watched...

I know there will be no one that agrees with me, but we can sign him on a 1 year contract,Hes better than what we got, hes an upgrade, and this way we will have all are draft picks and we can get other positions we need, especially on defense, what ya guys think?

Has Parcells lost his mind?? Why tender this moron for more than 3rd rounder...Brown is made of glass...HE SUCKS...I see his future right below...http://www.sri.com/nlts2/man_in_wheelchair.jpg the man keeps getting hurt...he will be in a wheely...Parcells, stop smoking weed with Rickey

I am an avid finheaven member. I have been following this board for a while now. ALL of you can appreciate some REAL news. i have sources close to the fins. And i will tell u ALL! that Dansby and Rolle will be a Dolphin next season.... ...

I love Brian Hartline to death. He played well this year. He's been a pleasant surprise, but I think Jimmy Cefalo would get him. I think Cefalo has more mental toughness and guts. Im not saying Hartline is soft. Im just saying players in the 1980's were tougher.

Blah blah blah im freakin sick of it, we might get this guy, we might trade for this guy, its all rumors that aint true and gets a fin fan like me all excited for nothing, i doubt we will get dansby, i doubt we will get rolle, in the end we will get a few bums off free agency and thats it, we need...

Moving on to bigger and better things :bobdole:

every player on the team should get an earpiece in their helmet with guns n roses playing non stop and theyd all get some extra umpf

Nnamdi to the Jets back on? insider that better not happen

isnt a real dolphins fan.

.......... On bail that is! I'm sorry guys, there is nothing else going on!:crazy:

There is some talk that Pat Williams could retire and the vikes will be needing a dt and the same with Jamal Williams what I want to know is , can we offer Ted ,Ginn Crowder and Bess to the Vikings for Pat Williams and talk him into not retireing ? if not I think we may be able to get DT Jamal...

`How bout yall

SORRY!!!! I read it the wrong way.......